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mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too
It don't look right see, when she's walking down the street
To see her ball bag jiggin' to the beat of her
Vuil-geboosted gang$ta (turbo-boosted ill)
Yooo evil boy!
Why is your incanca (penis) so big?

All the better to love you with!
No glove no
Bout to stick it in dawg
They call me groovy groovy Cube
You want me
Bout to go
H
Hit um up wid it
YEAH
Bout to put my penis in ya vagina
Bout to put
cast and showed me
In a penis exhibition in a gallery on Broadway
So many people saw my penis in its glass case
They recognise my penis now before my
Penis dimension
Penis dimension
Penis dimension is worrying me
I can't hardly sleep at night
'Cause of penis dimension

Do you worry?
Do you
seen the president's penis?"

"It ain't in the congress or judiciary
It ain't in the Smithsonian or that big ole library
An astronomer claims it was
soft, cause I'd really like to touch it.

And then I'll show you my penis
(You guys)
And then I'll show you my penis
(You guys)
And then I'll show
An abandoned house, look ahead you see
Some open the door, yes it's me
With the meanest penis you ever seen
You on your period, with no tampon
You kneel down
je l'sais
Essaye pas de me l'cacher
J'ai vu la facture sul comptoir
Page blanche barbouillée d'noir

Un gros pénis, y est rose ben flash
Ça doit
sing

I just had sex
And it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
I just had sex (Hey!)
And I'll never go back
had sex
And it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
I just had sex (Hey!)
And I'll never go back (never go back)
sing

I just had sex (Ay)
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her)
I just had see-eeay-ee-ex
And I'll never go
I just had sex
And it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put
My penis inside of her
I just had sex
And I'll never go back (never go back)
Dear god, when I wake up, please can I have wings on my penis? amen

Uh yo huh yeah let's do this
Hey, yo, fuck this shit, I prayed to god but he
dass das für „Penis“ steht mit ekelhaftem Pilz
Und ich habe dich gefragt „Hast du 'ne Schere dabei?“
Denn 'ne Nagelschere würd' reichen
Weil ich mir
Wer ist wieder da und wieder mal überragend,
Wer raucht immer noch dein Gras weg?
Der Neger Neger,
Wer rammt immer noch sein Penis in dein Loch,
Metro nehmen
Und brauche riesige Kondome aus Neopren

I got the cleanest, meanest penis
You never seen this
I've got big balls
I got the cleanest,
his penis? (Bobby)
My shit the cleanest, I'm a fuckin' genius
Self-proclaimed, but they know the name (Bobby)
Who got the juice like me?
Who got
Ladies and gentlemen
Introducing
The penis song 
(Oh no he didn't) (Honk a dick)

This is my penis song
I wish that I had a bigger shlong
One
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[Background singing
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[Background singing
CHORUS:
Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
You can keep
Jesus I can't feel my penis
Exit Stonehenge, exit Stonehenge

Jesus I can't touch my penis
Jesus I can't see my feet
Jesus I don't like my penis
Jesus I can't feel my penis
Exit Stonehenge, exit Stonehenge

Jesus I can't touch my penis
Jesus I can't see my feet
Jesus I don't like my penis

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