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And now we wish to honour you with the story of Joseph Smith The American Moses!
Well this is very good, praise Christ

Mormon!
I'm going to take
Mormon Hell Dream

Welcome back to
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
You are having
A Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now

And now I've gone and done it again!
ancient Jews built boats and sailed to America
I am a Mormon
And a Mormon just believes

You cannot just believe part-way, you have to believe in it all
a Mormon or I might be a heathen or a gambler
I just don't know
But I love my wives and I love my girlfriends
Turn 'em all out and let 'em all go

Wife
importa nada
Si invade Japón o se rinden en la Habana
Si eres mormón o vas a la musulmana
Si vienes de luto
O eres medio Puto
Porque esta noche no me
Straight from the bosom of the Mormon church,
With a voice like wine,
Cruising along in that Ford Econoline. 

Her husband was a gambler, he was a Salt
There are Jews in the world
There are Buddhists
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been
DAD: 
There are Jews in the world. 
There are Buddhists. 
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then 
There are those that follow Mohamed, but 
I've
Mormon's are everywhere 
Battalions of bicycling bachelors 
With dark suits 
And well cropped hair 
We're Mormons too 
Have been since '72 
I'm
off, like a light switch
Just go click
It's a cool little Mormon trick
We do it all the time
When you're feeling certain feels
That just don't feel
Upshur County's drier than an empty bottle
Since the Mormon's come to town
And to run out of beer means a run to Gladewater
Highway 79 thirty
to walk to road
That the Mormon's paved
If she was here on your sofa with a beer on a coaster
She'd of told 'ya that my game was way over played
Make no
the DJ came on it was gettin' late
I was about to reach
Between the EC
Until you sent me like a Mormon that likes every hey [?]
Go all night
Go all
Plug be at my door like a Mormon
Rollin' up dope it's enormous
Gas in her face yeah she gorgeous
They think that they Scottie then I'm Jordan
Yeah,
There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists
There are Hindus, and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed but
I've never been
You're like the smartest, best, most deserving Elder the center's ever seen

Aw, c'mon, you guys

The most important time of a Mormon kid's life
Is
a latter day
(I believe)
A happy ending on a platter day
(I believe)
Tomorrow is a don't forget her latter day

Why are Mormons happy?
It's because we
A Mormon missionary walks through Vasa lane
Through a clear-as-crystal Gothenburg morning
Removing his suit jacket, loosening his tie
Wiping
Where in that book of yours does it say anything about sleeping with a baby, huh? Nowhere!

Uhhhh, behold! 
The Lord said to the Mormon prophet Joseph
the Mormon Tabernacle sound like a trio
DM) Sam it's plain to see that you're put out with me
SD) No I'm just not singing along
DM) Tell you what I'll do
While I'm waving the pistol at sixty Christians against me
Go to war with the Mormons, take a bath with the Catholics
In holy water, no wonder they try
And that's quite a group you have going for you
DM) There's no bigger choir that you could hire for singing Dean's song
SD) They make the Mormon Tabernacle

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