Lyrics:
This might be a good time
To replenish your napkin
Supply let us take a short break now relax
Relax what do you want?
(speaking Klingon) i don't
Call me Tshutshe.B
Born with stubbornness
Came from the ghetto
No more ghetto
1000 breaks the eggs
2H created a monster
We, Klingon music
Klingon
find reverse
Luitenant Uhura report!
[Uhura]
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Some days he feels so empty
Just a talking head
Married to a Klingon
Who could cream him in the press
God could detonate him
God's the one we pick
The Klingon bastards flies around
always ready for some war
They don't care about any rules at all
as long as they can kill some more
Evil barbarians
Say something droid tj would say
I believe in all kinds of creatures
No no no
Klingons
Andorians
Tellarites
Romulans
Daleks
Cybermen
Don't forget
Kong high score, Pac Man's on a roll
Klingons on the warpath, whiz kids on patrol
Space age whiz kids, Space age whiz kids
Space age whiz kids,
matching ties
A pair of poodles
A broken finger will not bend
Soup with noodles
A female Klingon's drunk boyfriend
A sexy lady
This party's better than it
Engage
You put the bodies over here
Space, these are the voyages of Worf, the Klingon commander
In his never-ending battle where he faces his enemies
On a mission to a station
we ended up in the bar
There were Klingons and Cyrano,
a trader who had travelled far
Uhura couldn't resist
the fluffy
I should have know that you were only just fifteen
You had a scowl like a Klingon beauty queen
Old enough to stand out but to young to stand with
(Oh, what you, what are you saying?)
All you Trekkies and TV addicts
Don't mean to diss, don't mean to bring static
All you Klingons in
Trek Wars Trek Wars
You’ll get the saber or the phaser if you onboard
Trek Wars Trek Wars
Klingon good or face the choke hold from the Sith lord
Trek
(Oh, what you, what are you saying?)
All you Trekkies and TV addicts
Don't mean to diss, don't mean to bring static
All you Klingons in
tonight
O'Brien says was that Kirk then they fight
Worf shakes his head I will not discuss
As chaos erupts with the Klingons and us
But under the grain
and driving fifty-five.
I'm going nowhere.
I'd rather go somewhere instead.
I want to see things I'll never get to see
Foreign bronze, klingons, naked
The Klingon bastards flies around
Always ready for some war
They don't care about any rules at all
As long as they can kill some more
Evil
the funky funky beats
stopped at pluto to cop some petrol
met some klingons and got our things on
cruisin warp 6 with mr. wiggles in the mix
hendrix passin
I should have know that you were only just fifteen
You had a scowl like a Klingon beauty queen
Old enough to stand out but to young to stand with
of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on
You see me roll on my Segway
a notch
Hit the replay, for dirt bomb niggaz in the P.J.
To Klingon, bring on, the Good Times for Keyon
Hood rhymes that's be-yond ya thinkin
For eons,
or a bong
Until I'm speaking Klingon
I got shit to kill
Motherfuckers to prove wrong
Wonder how they feel
I know that they ain't movin on
Gone too long
Always
a notch
Hit the replay, for dirt bomb niggaz in the P.J.
To Klingon, bring on, the Good Times for Keyon
Hood rhymes that's be-yond ya thinkin
For eons,
Kirk says it's time to move on
As the starship rolls over an older Klingon
I have a pretzel by the valentine's tree
While dozens of children listen to me
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