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everything I ever learned
Between the sheets I'm sinning God
A true believer
Instead of jacking off

Could you please ask Jesus
Could you please ask
We can ride off into the sun
On a couple of horses
Or you can go on jacking me off
With all your invoices

selling the write off
Selling the write
Jacking off, alley masturbation
Burden on society
Working to fulfill your only true need
Windshield washer, candy man
Garbage picker, counting cans
so happy she laughs till she cries

I used to be so unhappy singing songs about killing
Taking methadone and jacking off four or five times a day
Why doesn't she need him for a father?
Not only maidens can occupy my shack
Goring my manhood turns a man off.
Like Pepe LePew would say, 
Hey,
Why doesn't she need him for a father?
Not only maidens can occupy my shack
Goring my manhood turns a man off.
Like Pepe LePew would say, 
Hey,
jacking off in their face 
It's love for him & it's pain for them 
It makes me SICK! 
All their pain poured into one 
Arms reach out to catch for fun
I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading
laugh when they get hit
Pull my pecker out at Wal-Mart then I pop my sister's zits
Jacking off my neighbor's dog
I love that redneck shit

People
I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain
Yo
I'm a hot and bothered astronaut
Crashing while jacking off
To buffering vids of Asher Roth
Eattin' apple sauce
Sent to Earth to poke
support, jacking off for warmth
Swaddled in less than ashes and rags
The payoff's always been over the ridge and the pot of gold is full of shit
No hi-ho,
The smell is your upper lip,
And I'm jacking off a sparrow while I'm crashing a pirate ship,
Slow as molasses, quick as a whip
This beat's a filthy toilet,
the end of him

The blond boy
Blond boy
The blond boy
Blond boy

'82 in the president hotel
Just the blond boy with me
Bad blood, jacking off jism and blues
I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain
still jacking off and proceeding my life careless
And getting more pussy 'cause I tell bitches I'm Wood Harris (as you should)
LA to Paris, I'm getting
play
Back when Kush snuck me into parish
Stayed online no jacking off I'm a real nigga no rat
Young nigga but I'm old school be with OG's no lackin'
I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy, too, but then I got high
Now I'm jacking off and I know why (turn this
I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy, too, but then I got high
Now I'm jacking off and I know why (turn this
nigga how can I not fuck you mean I got 20 spots
Niggas swagger jacking off of Future trying to steal his spot
'Cause we make that million dollar music
to stop the fools jacking off by the hand
Putting wack records in the make
By using R&B fucking singers in the god damn breaks
Try to go commercial but
hurting
And I don't mean I'm jacking off when I say I'm choking chickens
I mean when we rap 'em up, we call that choking chickens
I got her talking code
together but I'm jacking off alone
Koopa Troopa skeletons aren't the only dry bones
I am tired of your run around it's such a fucking hassle
I go through
hearts but anger's not enough
The sin of the city yehh
Stop killing your people now.
Stop wasting your people now. 
Your jacking your people off
Sin

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