Lyrics:
I never had, I can't I'm too shiny Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough Strut my stuff, my stuff is so shiny Send your armies but they'll never be enough My shell's too tough, Maui man You could try, try, try But you can't expect a demigod To beat a decapod (Look it up) You will die, die, die Now it's time for me to take apart Your aching heart You'll never be quite as shiny You wish you were nice and shiny
You don't swing it like you used to, man Yet I have to give you credit for my start And your tattoos on the outside For just like you I made myself a work of art I'll never hide, I can't I'm too shiny Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough Strut my stuff, my stuff is so shiny Send your armies but they'll never be enough My shell's too tough, Maui man You could try, try, try But you can't expect a demigod To beat a decapod (Look it up) You will die, die, die Now it's time for me to take apart Your aching heart You'll never be quite as shiny You wish you were nice and shiny
You don't swing it like you used to, man Yet I have to give you credit for my start And your tattoos on the outside For just like you I made myself a work of art I'll never hide, I can't, I'm too Shiny Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough Strut my stuff, my stuff is so Shiny Send your armies but they'll never be enough My shell's too tough Maui man, you could try, try, try But you can't expect a demi-god To beat a decapod (look it up) You will die, die, die Now it's time for me to take apart Your aching heart Far from the ones who abandoned you Chasing the love of these humans Who made you feel wanted You tried to be tough But your armour's just not hard enough Maui Now it's time to kick your Hiney Ever seen someone so Shiny Soak it in 'cause it's the last you'll ever see C'est la vie mon ami I'm so Shiny Now I'll eat you, so prepare your final plea Just for me You'll never be quite as shiny You wish you were nice and Shiny
Born in a barn to a teenaged mom four years before his birth With X-ray vision and super speed and a brain the size of Earth He wore a big "J" on the front of his shirt He loves everybody on this ball of dirt From the geriatrics to the embryos His real name was Josh but everybody knows him as the Sandal-wearing, table-flipping, money changer-hating Superpowered Palestinian baby He was King of the Jews and of mattresses, too Superpowered Palestinian baby He banished demons with compelling fists He was a tradesman by trade and a communist His nuclear fingers cured leprosy And he had several disagreements with the Pharisees Sent by his father in a golden spaceship when their planet was destroyed He used and electromagnetic forcefield to repel an asteroid He was made of bread and he never peed He mastered winemaking with unusual speed He liked to shove mud into blind people's eyes He probably wore a kind of tunic and was fly for a rabbi He's the wooden cross-carrying, crown of thorns-wearing Superpowered Palestinian baby He could talk to bees and got mad at fig trees What a neato Palestinian baby He liked Archers of Loaf, filled in on bass for Phish Went on a couple of dates with Lillian Gish He was friends with woodland critters both large and small And he was more than likely five foot one inch tall He's the Nazarethan, Gallilean Aramaic-speaking Superpowered Palestinian baby His pronoun was "him", he had a brother named Jim Superpowered Palestinian baby His messages were cryptic and his words are twisted And most scholars agree he probably existed He said it was okay to eat decapods Some people even think he was the son of God
Many, many, many, many Many, many, many, many We follow the law The law of the claw The law of the claw Arise from the ocean And conquer the land Fall on your knees and prepare to receive The terrible Laws Of The Crab The convergence of oceans Mixing of the bloodlines They can't repeat Not that wonderous feat Of the time they defined The Laws Of The Crab, the Laws Of The Crab The Laws Of The Crab, the Laws Of The Crab Oh, we can't repeal The Laws Of The Crab, the Laws Of The Crab Take another chance, take another stab, take another crack Interstellar schematics The decapod's shrine Forever they creep To that pinnacle'd peak Of perfection designed The Laws Of The Crab, the Laws Of The Crab The Laws Of The Crab, the Laws Of The Crab Oh, we can't repeal The Laws Of The Crab, the Laws Of The Crab Nature's many attempts Many, many, many, many At the crab Follow the law, the law of the claw Continue the research Many, many, many, many And return back to the lab Follow the law, the law of the claw The king's an imposter For he stole the throne The hermit is living In another man's home It's the crab Oh, it's the crab Take another chance, take another stab, take another crack at the crab Oh, it's the crab Take another chance, take another stab, take another crack at the crab Oh, it's the crab Take another chance, take another stab, take another crack at the crab Oh, it's the crab Take another chance, take another stab, take another crack at the crab Nature's many attempts At the crab Continue the research And return back to the lab The king's an imposter For he stole the throne The hermit is living In another man's home Nature's many attempts Many attempts at the crab Continue the research And return back to the lab The king's an imposter For he stole the throne The hermit is living In another man's home It's the crab Many, many, many, many Many, many, many, many We follow the law The law of the claw From ocean to shore From starboard to port The claw, the claw, the claw is the law
You don't swing it like you used to, man Yet I have to give you credit for my start And your tattoos on the outside For just like you I made myself a work of art I'll never hide, I can't I'm too shiny Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough Strut my stuff, my stuff is so shiny Send your armies but they'll never be enough My shell's too tough, Maui man You could try, try, try But you can't expect a demigod To beat a decapod (Look it up) You will die, die, die Now it's time for me to take apart Your aching heart Far from the ones who abandoned you Chasing the love of these humans Who made you feel wanted You try to be tough But your armour's just not hard enough Maui!
Wade Finley woke up saw his fish tank was ogre mud The lone puffer inside swam with a loafer's budge This didn't nudge mundane Wade's shoulder hunch Today was the day he'd tell his boss off over lunch Quit his job, whistle songs on the creeks of Little Rock He hopped on commute and forgot about his fishes fraught Is it odd that the clod and the pebble hit it off And Wade's play to save grace vacated icky water Fate churned the clockwork Burrowed in the tunnels, Wade stirred the plot burst He watched with eyes shut CEO pipes bust Blind enough to not release his seat to the lifeless The tightlipped silence in the office oozed violent as Wade Finley flew the coop from desk, quite the spineless Manuevers of a tunadick ballooning to deluded bliss The soon to quit employee had exploited all his duties since No God to obey so the clock said break Wade stomped in a rage to his boss no grace Walked the plank to cannon ball in his face But the plot cranked when his boss offered a raise Save the day Wade Finley Save the day Wade Finley Save the day Wade Finley Save the, save the, save the day Wade Finley Wade's yearn turned turtle, courage to wormhole Blurred the surroundings, avowing the cursed dough 5k swap to devolve to a gerbil Appetite for destruction just wanted a kernel Gurgling his shame Wade limped to his cubicle A funeral shoebox fit for brooding the immovable Submission of spirit, prison mutt but still guard Gulped a soda machine to alleviate his krill heart 6 o clock walk like mime t the subway Wade waits 8 lifetimes for the 1 train Gum raged war on Wade's slacks as he sat miffed By the surfboard attached to a young man's hips Pivot off the tram on a nautical impulse Went shopping in a wrath for a megawatt fishbowl Wall of decapod windows Wade paid (the) deposit For the largest guillotine encasing water and installed it Drops it in apartment diametric to the older bowl Where puffer goin rope a dope and chokin on the molded growth He's scoping out his homie, stepping forward to the tank Accidentally catch reflection, notes the horror in his face The aquarium bursts in a thrashing tsunami Wade flappin out of body as he splash down the dark stream A gasp turned throttling, fate's pity regressed Mister Finley infinitely waded, the end Save the day Wade Finley Save the day Wade Finley Save the day Wade Finley Save the, save the, save the day Wade Finley
L sacrifice them, to receive a better slot in the rank to ascendancy the seraph raises his hand observe the pandemonium while he fluctuate his palms, creating a symphony of holocaust, mortal cries and shrieks as apparatus, an hymn of despair a serenade of darkness, chant of suicide melodies of cries, like winds of suicide spreads traversely over ruins enchant the chaos accumulating the bereavement babariously slaughtering each other viciously gnawing the flesh from a child corpse midst in disarray and despair while angels crucify in jehovah's name everything dies integral bloodbath, mortal submerge miasma decaying their encephalon regurgitate hemoglobin, beguiling the soulless pericarp angels gather in circles molest the bloodsoaked congregation blasphemy engulfs gods original delusion his aphrodisia for sanguine fluid swell as his soul turns nefarious culvert existence, all souls encircled in this chaos thou shall not kill, shall not steal, turns to massacre of agnostic christs cage engulfs their perception presuming decapod edict avow bloodshed eccalistic ceremony bedeviled by providence coxswain adherent into sanctimonious gloom, preach the altercation, interpret the edict naturalising the dissolution, dawning unfathomable propotius shape his blight expectorate inferno, lavish claret on devotee bliss in the clot, cleansing in sacrificial ascendency exiguus ascend, leavings continue to agonize bemoan their acceptance, not pegged for promised land their acrimony deranged at creator solo:symphonies of holocaust.
Je swingt lang niet meer zo lekker, man Maar ik moet je toch wel zeggen, ik geef toe Je tatoeages zijn best cool Want net als jij heb ik mijzelf tot kunst gemaakt Ik ben volmaakt, jawel Ik ben stralend Zie me schitteren als ruwe diamant Aan de kant, want ik ben zo stralend En geen leger van je zal me ooit verslaan Mijn schaar blijft staan Maui, man, pak maar in, in, in Want een halfgare halfgod Verslaat geen decapod (Zoek maar op) Het heeft geen zin, zin, zin Ik begin met je gebroken hart Ik ga van start Ver van de mensen, die jou zijn vergeten Je blijft maar op zoek naar de liefde en aandacht Zo stoer wil je zijn, maar je heldenmoed is echt te klein Maui, je krijgt voor je billen, auwie!
Discuss these decapod Lyrics with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In