Lyrics:
Red chevron on each cheek
Bumpy ride on the wheels of cheese
Pentonville landlord carries him home
Grim by day, bring the night, Sir, please
Bumpy ride on the wheels of cheese
Dickens' quill to the ticking clock
Grim by day, bring the night, Sir, please
Bright coach drawn by black dogs
Dickens' quill to the ticking clock
Grimaldi, Garrick of Clowns, send in
Bright coach drawn by black dogs
Pulls the Drury Lane buffoon
Grimaldi, Garrick of Clowns, send in
Pentonville landlord carries him home
Pulls the Drury Lane buffoon
Red chevron on each cheek
Too many missed calls
I don't really fuck with y'all, I ball hard until I fall
My back against the wall
Bitches want me cause I'm tall, bad bitch, she look like a doll
I'm off adderall
I can't touch that fentanyl, my bro G-Dot dead and gone
But I ain't mad at all
I used to play in the Waldie, shout out my dog, Coach Paul
I been off the porch ever since I could crawl
And man they say that I changed
Nigga I just stay in my lane
Bad bitch giving me brain
So much pain
I do not do this for fame
I'm balling like Desmond Bane
Nigga give me that chain
It's been a real long, long time since I seen my young bull Kade
I hit up Alam for a fade
I'm trying hit TT and see if she can do my braids
No woah, I ain't playing games
No woah, I never wanted fame
No woah, I'm gon stay the same
No woah, lil' nigga throw up your gang
Too many missed calls
I don't really fuck with y'all, I ball hard until I fall
My back against the wall
Bitches want me cause I'm tall, bad bitch, she look like a doll
I'm off adderall
I can't touch that fentanyl, my bro G-Dot dead and gone
But I ain't mad at all
I used to play in the Waldie, shout out my dog, Coach Paul
I been off the porch ever since I could crawl
And man they say that I changed
Stoo
Haan, ay (Stoopid)
Uptown boys, nothin' live-er
Get the bag then I wiggle like Wilder
All the lil' things stop big things
My lil' chain cost more than yo' big chain
Fuck with me, get a bag
Fuck with me, get a bag
Fuck with me, get a bag
Fuck with me, get a bag
Bitch, don't block yo' blessings
Bitch, don't block yo' blessings
Diamonds disco-flashin', drip toe-tagin'
Mink coat draggin', block boy trappin'
Hot boy in action, don't need caption
Rocks Dame Dashin', neck breakdancin'
Blue mist hookah, snipe game super
She don't buss it open, call back the Uber
I'm a dog, I'm a beast, gotta own, never lease
Niggas out, leave the freaks, my condolence to the streets
Killed 'em ten summers straight, can't last, niggas frontin'
Throw up bricks at her ass, yeah, ones and hundreds
Talkin' drip game poppin' and the wrist game rockin' (haan)
Trap money stop, all the drug dealers robbin' (Montana)
My name ring bells, Clase Azul (Montana)
It's them Uptown boys, copy cool (haan)
Uptown boys, nothin' live-er (haan)
Get the bag then I wiggle like Wilder (haan)
All the lil' things stop big things
My lil' chain cost more than yo' big chain
Fuck with me, get a bag
Fuck with me, get a bag
Fuck with me, get a bag
Fuck with me, get a bag
Bitch, don't block yo' blessings
Bitch, don't block yo' blessings
Montana on the rise
You don't want no problem with these guys
Killed this pocket, drip zip lock it
Coupe flip-flopin', chain TikTokin'
Young players boss, wins with the losses
New drip, sauce, neck wrist faucet
Snipe don't post, might go ghost
She don't buss it open, fly back coach
Drop the dog off the leash, straight bombs I release
South Bronx, yeah the beast, young don of the east
Still ten toes down, Montana big stepper
And you it's goin' down when I drop like McGregor
Got it on lock, old school to the new school (haan)
My old school cost more than your new school (haan)
Uptown boys, nothin' live-er (haan)
Get the bag then I wiggle like Wilder (haan)
All the lil' things stop big things
My lil' chain cost more than yo' big chain
Fuck with me, get a bag
Fuck with me, get a bag
Fuck with me, get a bag
Fuck with me, get a bag
Bitch, don't block yo' blessings
Bitch, don't block yo' blessings
Montana on the rise
You don't want no problem with these guys
Montana
With me, get a bag
With me, get a bag
Four months ago in April a
Day-coach she came down
And the dusty autumn winds began to blow
Should have known I couldn't hold her
Living out so far from town
And the nights to come are
Long and slow to go
If I had known before we kissed
You can't keep red velvet on
A bordered farm like this
Well now she's up and left me she
Went a walking down the line
And the dusty autumn winds began to blow
All dressed up in red velvet and
Her high heel shoes so fine
And the nights to come are
Long and slow to go
Well I sit and count December
Stars while they dance around
And the dusty autumn winds began to blow
Then I'll call my dog and I'll take the
Truck and I'll ride on into town
And the nights to come are
Long and slow to go
(Jason, come on) (come on)
(Lane, stop, let's just, we gotta get back to work)
(Jordan's worked on his kickset enough, Stouty)
(No, ten thousand kicks)
(No, that's right, Jason, you know that, ten thousand kicks)
(That's right)
(You agree, Jordan? Let's go)
(Yes, coach, yes, coach)
(Hungry dogs run faster)
(You beat me to it, you beat me to it)
Mama gonna buy you a diamond ring,
If that diamond ring's brass,
Mama gonna buy a lookin' glass,
If that lookin' glass is broke,
Mama gonna buy a horse and coach,
If that horse and coach turn over,
Mama gonna buy you a dog named rover.
Oh (hush your mouth!)
Mama gonna buy you a diamond ring,
If that diamond ring's brass,
Mama gonna buy a lookin' glass,
If that lookin' glass is broke,
Mama gonna buy a horse and coach,
If that horse and coach turn over,
Mama gonna buy you a dog named Rover.
Oh (hush your mouth!)
Nba Jokes
By Steals In Basketball I'd Stole Ya Cookies
An I'd Had An Good Laugh
My Life Basketball Your Life Basketball
Then Both Our Life Basketball
Nba Jokes
I'd Had More Fun Then Ya When I'd Had Da Most Points Steals Assists An Rebounds
An I'd Had An Good Laugh
Nba Basketball My Sports What Do Ya Call It Da Courts
Nba Jokes
Give Me Da Basketball An Give Da Crowd My Exciting Adventure
An I'd Had An Good Laugh
Hey Coach Stop Sitting Ya Top Five On Da Bench
Nba Jokes
Funtime To Ball Funtime For Ya Da Jazz Club For Da Big Doggs
An I'd Had An Good Laugh
Whyd Did Da Nose Not Make It On Da Basketball Team It Did Not Get Pick
Nba Jokes
Whyd Da Basketball Players Visit Da Bank Their Checks Were All Bouncing
An I'd Had Good Laugh
Our Basketball Coach Love Dogs He Had Three Pointers
Nba Jokes
Whyd Don't Fish Like Basketball They Afraid Of Da Nets
An Id Had An Good Laugh
Did Hear That Da Basketball Coach Is Dressing Only Seven Players For Da Tournament Da Rest Can
Dress
Nba Jokes
Whyd Are Birds Not Allowed To Play Basketball They Commit Many Fowls
An I'd Had An Good Laugh
When A Basketball Player Neva Misses A Shot He An God When I'd Neva Messes A Shot I'm Alcoholic
Nba Jokes
Where Is A Basketball Players Favorite Place To Eat Dunkin Donuts
An I'd Had Good Laugh
Whyd Can't Basketball Players Can't Go On Vacation They Not Allowed To Travel Nba Jokes
Whyd Basketball Players Love Cookies
Because They Can Dunk Them
An I'd Had An Good Laugh
Da Basketball Court Was Wet For What Reason Because Da Players Kept Dribbling On It Nba Jokes
Nba Jokes
By Steals In Basketball I'd Stole Ya Cookies
An I'd Had An Good Laugh
My Life Basketball Your Life Basketball
Then Both Our Life Basketball
Nba Jokes
I'd Had More Fun Then Ya When I'd Had Da Most Points Steals Assists An Rebounds
An I'd Had An Good Laugh
Nba Basketball My Sports What Do Ya Call It Da Courts
Nba Jokes
Give Me Da Basketball An Give Da Crowd My Exciting Adventure
An I'd Had An Good Laugh
Hey Coach Stop Sitting Ya Top Five On Da Bench
Nba Jokes
Funtime To Ball Funtime For Ya Da Jazz Club For Da Big Doggs
An I'd Had An Good Laugh
Whyd Did Da Nose Not Make It On Da Basketball Team It Did Not Get Pick
Nba Jokes
Whyd Da Basketball Players Visit Da Bank Their Checks Were All Bouncing
An I'd Had Good Laugh
Our Basketball Coach Love Dogs He Had Three Pointers
Nba Jokes
Whyd Don't Fish Like Basketball They Afraid Of Da Nets
An Id Had An Good Laugh
Did Hear That Da Basketball Coach Is Dressing Only Seven Players For Da Tournament Da Rest Can
Dress
Nba Jokes
Whyd Are Birds Not Allowed To Play Basketball They Commit Many Fowls
An I'd Had An Good Laugh
When A Basketball Player Neva Misses A Shot He An God When I'd Neva Messes A Shot I'm Alcoholic
Nba Jokes
Where Is A Basketball Players Favorite Place To Eat Dunkin Donuts
An I'd Had Good Laugh
Whyd Can't Basketball Players Can't Go On Vacation They Not Allowed To Travel Nba Jokes
Whyd Basketball Players Love Cookies
Because They Can Dunk Them
An I'd Had An Good Laugh
Da Basketball Court Was Wet For What Reason Because Da Players Kept Dribbling On It Nba Jokes
I grew up here all of my life
But I dreamed someday I'd go
Where the blue eyed girls and red guitars
And the naked rivers flow
I'm not all I thought I'd be
I've always stayed around
And I've been as far as Mercy and Grand
Frozen to the ground
I can't stay here and I'm scared to leave
So kiss me once and then
I'll go to hell
I might as well
Be whistlin' down the wind
The buses at the corner
The clock on the wall
Broken down windmill
There's ain't wind at all
And I've yelled and I' cursed
If I stay here I'll rust
I'm stuck like a shipwreck
Out here in the dust
The sky is red, and the world is on fire
And the corn is taller than me
And the dog is tied to a wagon of rain
And the road as wet as the sea
Sometimes the music from a dance
Will carry across the plains
The places I've been dreaming of
Dream only of your face
There are places where they never sleep
And the circus never ends
So I will take the Marley Bone Coach
And be whistlin' down the wind
So I will take the Marley Bone Coach
And be whistlin' down the wind
1 time ima hit em wit finesse
2 times ima hit em with my best
3 now she wanna come test
All the time ima hit em with the flex
One time fuck one time I want to know
Have you ever use just one line to get them home
Get them undress unimpressed, she say her head nice
Watch good, hearing shine, looking like head lights
Flexin, watch me flex on her
Pull it out, put it in and put a hex on her
Now she's calling a nigga often
While I'm flossing, could it be love or lust or is he falling
Like Alicia, bye Felicia - I Release ya
And scoop the next queen up, I keep a Khadijah
Living single, I'm always ready to mingle
Because a wife and some kids never really had a jingle
Not a player I just crush a lot baby - Pun intended
Out of town tags stay on the whip - look like it's rented
Big enough to fit four in the back - two if you're fat
It's a fact that way before Apple I been a Mac, One time
1 time ima hit em wit finesse
2 times ima hit em with my best
3 now she wanna come test
All the time ima hit em with the flex
I be flexin, I be flexin, I be flexin on you
I be flexin, I be flexin, I be flexin on you
Some people only for a season
Won't be here long, but they here for a reason
Coming back around - karma's something to believe in
California wildfires - burning down trees and
Gotta rep the gang, bandana like Lue Cane
Rocking all black like Bruce Wayne
Bring the hood back like Luke Cage
Car-tuned up betty boop gang
I Like light-skins and the dark-skins, we can all win
Life is a bitch why you jackin' off then
I got hella weed and some dolphins, we be saucin
Gotta jumpoff that dont do this often
Wanna nigga that got money out the wazoo
Shoulda sucked a nigga dick back in high school
Bet ya man cant do the shit that I do
Shorty want a big fish, you gon need a harpoon, hit em wit it
She say she finna do it one time, for the one time
Hit it one time, she was all mine
Size 10 1/2 - 11, that's a strong sign
Probably don't even want her back if she's going to long time
I'm just trying to put y'all up on game, they say I'm Flexin
But I've been talking my shit ever since Song With A Message s
Started as a young I believe it gave me leverage
To put me in position to give all of you some lessons
Call me "Coach" dog
Teach you how to bag 'em like I work for Goyard
She gon' wish that you was with her, send a postcard
Be all on your Facebook and Twitter just don't go hard
Take your time with the reply you're in control dog
Roll a blunt then light it up and let her know dog
You just want to bus it from the side call you O Dog
Kobe Year flex she gon' text back like oh nah, just this one time
1 time ima hit em wit finesse
2 times ima hit em with my best
3 now she wanna come test
All the time ima hit em with the flex
I be flexin, I be flexin, I be flexin on you
I be flexin, I be flexin, I be flexin on you
Hook
I remember them nights when the all heat came out the kitchen
And we aint even have a pot to piss in
I remember them nights I aint have a dollar to my name
At the store with a pocket full a change
I remember them nights we was rolling blunts out of roaches
And all the old heads try to coach us
I remember them nights
Dog I remember them nights
Really remember them nights
Verse 1
I use to hustle up then fukk it up flip it up and double up
Young nigga stayed in trouble bruh
Stealing out the store
Selling sopa to the cluckers dared a nigga to touch
Wearing my brother shoes givin hoes the blues
Writing on my hand rocking fake Tattoo
When all I really wanted was a fresh pair of used
Polo crew shirt a pair of Bally shoes
Falling to sleep solo
New City to Jack
Catch a nigga slipping on Canal St Get his Staters Jack
We was giving em hell without no money for bail
NOW I’m sitting in my cell hope this nigga don’t tell
I remember the night came I was free no bail YES SIR
Hook
I remember them nights when the all heat came out the kitchen
And we aint even have a pot to piss in
I remember them nights I aint have a dollar to my name
At the store with a pocket full a change
I remember them nights we was rolling blunts out of roaches
And all the old heads try to coach us
I remember them nights
Dog I remember them nights
Really remember them nights
Verse 2
I remember them nights when days turn to nights
I was so stressed out came close to hitting the pipe
But I got back on pivot Had to spit it in the boot just to make a nigga feel it
Remernicing thought the pin cousin calling collet
Nervous about the call I feel it all in my chest
He talking reckless on the phone want me to meet his connect
What he trying to set me up I gotta take this risk
But that nigga gon be drove when he get this news
Cause I swear to God ima met the connect and give him the blues
Make him give me the work
Make him give me the loot
Hog tie him make him give me the truth POW
Hook
I remember them nights when the all heat came out the kitchen
And we aint even have a pot to piss in
I remember them nights I aint have a dollar to my name
At the store with a pocket full a change
I remember them nights we was rolling blunts out of roaches
And all the old heads try to coach us
I remember them nights
Dog I remember them nights
Really remember them nights
There are places where they never sleep
And the circus never ends
So I will take the Marley Bone Coach
And be whistling down the wind
So I will take the Marley Bone Coach
And be whistling down the wind
/ you gon' die like the mobsters
do/ actin like gangstas and like Denzel y'all should get Oscars too/ calm
the guys in your hostile crew/ before they get holes in they face the
size of they nostriles too/ Street Family abide by the mobsta rules/ visors
and Osgood shoes/ that's not on the block yet fools/ you could tell i'm
fly by my postre boo/ i get into the thighs of a prostitute/ then buy her
a popsicle/ that's why i hear lots of ooohs
They ain't never seen a ghetto superstar like me
Uh, i'll show you how to do this young'n/ i ain't frontin/ these Jordans
ain't comin/ make the silencer say somthin/ go head keep the complants
comin nigga
Paul Kain:
Yo, a hustle's a hustle from ghetto to ghetto/ 4.6 Rang Rover nigga either
yellow or metal
Muffle wit muzzle for hit movement/ i'ma stop ya blood flow if you try
to stop my shit movement/ i'll be on strips doin/ my grinding brick moving/
for the cross or my thick cuban
In a town in the south/ in the spot for a pound and a couch/ or four thou
on an ounce
All it takes is a quarter a brick/ and a half a pound of dro gets your grind
game in order to pitch
Faggot crakin the weed up/ flip dat pop a dice game and catch a jinx and
put it back wit the read up
That's grindin/ 4 4 tucked in the linin/ get low when them hot ones flyin/
come at me wrong you dyin/ no lyin
Dog you not familiar/ step to me i'ma pop and kill ya
Joe Buddens:
It's Joe Buddens, in the streets they call me glocks fa hire/ before i was
jump off i was Oxes supplier
Y'all passin the roach/ ask fa Joe/ i'm part time Kaiser Sotee's actin coach
No a days dog i don't hear rappers/ fuck bars we can all get the 4s out
and play Fear Factor
Move and dip/ roug on my hip/ but the game keep talkin that musics shit,
it's nothin
Lettin the game know ya man's on the come up/ first week sound scan
i'm doin Spider-Man numbas, bet
Cars, jewels, casinos, and up/ tryna ball like Paul Pierce i'll Benzino you
up
Man ya crews decoys/ Desert Storm use these toys/ bite the bullet like
Bruce Lee's boys
Get right wit me/ newest King in the league like Mike Bibby, i'ma show
you how to do this son
Birds in the club cause the beat so fine/ and when i'm in the strip club they
don't pay Mr.
Maybe it wasn't you, maybe I'm buggin too
(Right)
But I'm scared dog, I don't know what the fuck to do
Do me a favor, place yourself in my shoes
The game, no exceptions, gotta follow the rules
We used to get money together, phone honies together
Pushin chromed out twinkies in custom coach leather
You claim it's all love, but nigga it's whatever
'Cause this is business, it ain't personal
Same dream, same team, same schemes
We even sold to the same damn fiends
Ain't no rules in this war for this green
This is business, and it ain't personal
Don’t call it uh comeback I been there and done that
And every time I’m spitting you would that big pun back
Mine I’m uh spend that the game I’m uh win that
You making up excuses and I’m making uh impact
I stay fresher than uh trip to the barbershop
Gotta stay away from all these Suckas like lollipops
Will I ever give up on my passion No probably not
I’m heating up the speakers cause my flow wisabi hot
Use have to ride the carts bus to get around
Now I cruise in uh Jetta on to some new endeavors
Put 2 and 2 together
No one can do it better
Ain’t ratting like Tekashi
I gotta pursue the cheddar
Fathead my autograph one day ppl gonna ask for that
Reminiscing when I was uh kid eating some Applejacks
I’m never slipping when I’m on a mission
I still spit the naked truth just like it was uh porn subscription
Ain’t no secret everybody knows I’m on my grind
I got lyrics I got flows that sure to blow your mind
Ain’t no secret everybody knows I’m on my grind
I got lyrics I got flows that sure to blow your mind
No lies in my lines so watch
Fridge keep it honest tho
I just yall to feel me like y'all feel designer flow
Hip hop fans more hypocrites then Cosby hoes
One day they ride for ya next they crushing ya goals
America looking great on paper just like the browns do
Its hard to see who's real when every ones fake around you
Clowns moves the same way that them lames move
And lames imitate what they see real ones do
They whole world full of traps which one u caught in
Nobodies free mental chains on all em
Patiently waiting on my chance to ballin
What coach doing dog we down like brandy
Young old nigga
Slow flow killa
Bumping like brail how the hell ya dont fell us
She say she like my accent are you foreign
I say naw baby girl im from Charleston
Ain’t no secret everybody knows I’m on my grind
I got lyrics I got flows that sure to blow your mind
Ain’t no secret everybody knows I’m on my grind
I got lyrics I got flows that sure to blow your mind
I took off and they ain't keepin' up
Interact with her one time
Put her back outside like Anycia (Yea)
Want 100 M's off of rap (Lets do it)
Even if I was a tailor I'd still never cut a nigga slack
Told lil mama I just want the top I'm like Minnesota cool on the cat
Come to that pack receiver coach good with the routes
Dog said he learned how to coach the K So hell nah he won't duke it out
That shit there wasn't for me stayed in my lane tryna get a check
Off a one, made seventeen I just had to dial, tone my connect
Say he that nigga off in the section I asked everybody they ain't heard of nothin
Really got no pity bitch I'm from a city Where they spin more than the circle button
How you wanna do it we can get into it
Know I'm they influence now they all buggin'
Rappers talk loud bout me on the net
But when we get in person niggas get to hushin (Shhh)
Ain't sayin' nothin
Used to wait at the back of the line now I'm the whole reason its a line at the function
OTS know we on to somethin' And they all know Young Ceaser
My old hoes new niggas in my DM now Tryna get discounts on features (Facts)
No Hat
(Go)
I see that nigga whenever I look in the mirror
Off in the Crease they know my face We got off More shake than Shakira
I'm that nigga can't get no clearer
Trap on Newton turned that to the Carter
Ball like Rutgers she want me to fuck her And think bout our dealings but I'm not a Harper
Say its bout cash we rollin My girl thick like the stash on Hogan
Could blow any flashin' moment but my gang still tryin' crash who want it
That sucka shit we don't condone it
You ain't the gang get played to the left
Nigga ain't talkin' no nursery But we had grams in the home like Chet
We had grams in the home like Chet
I took off and they ain't keepin up
Interact with her one time
Put her back outside like Anycia
Want 100 M's off of rap
Even if I was a tailor I'd still never cut a nigga slack
Told lil mama I just want the top I'm like Minnesota cool on the cat
Come to that pack receiver coach good with the routes
Dog said he learned how to coach the K So hell nah he won't duke it out
That shit there wasn't for me stayed in my lane tryin get a check
Off a one made seventeen I just had to dial tone my connect
Expect the unexpected, motherf***er, let's go, come on
Yeah, M E F, ha, ha, ha, ha, special guest
(F*** you, f*** you, f*** you, f***)
Ha, ha, ha, ha, yeah
Yo, you don't wanna ride with Dirt, you still stuck in coach
You don't wanna fly in first, yo, I can spit
One verse and leave in a new Benzer
Take a trip down south and put some h**s to work, you hear me
Dirt McGirt, you n****z gon' respect it
I'm drunk and crunk so don't come in my direction
I'm ready to thump and get the whole crew arrested
Bail 'em out and laugh about it in Texas, yo
And get with Rome, down in Caki-Lac
And hit the spot, in the hood where the happenings at
Where the shootin' and the fightings, and the stabbings at
Where the Lincolns and the Chevys, and the Cadi's at, s***
Them down south n****z been loved Dirt
Take a shot to the head, if you been through the worse
Show respect to your n****z, who been doin' it first
And be comin' with that s***, I'm just doin' the worse
Yo, you don't wanna ride with Dirt, you still stuck in coach
You don't wanna fly in first, yo, I can spit, yo
You don't wanna ride with Meth, we still sniffing c****
Even if you tried your best, yo, I can spit
Yo, you don't wanna ride with Dirt, you still stuck in coach
You don't wanna fly in first, yo, I can spit, yo
You don't wanna ride with Meth, we still sniffing c****
Even if you tried your best, yo, I can spit
Damn, I'm just like Dirt in the booth
I'm the truth, I don't need to go to church in a suit
Each verse is the proof, I drink a 100 Proof
Cop searching the coup, I got some herb in my boot
When Wu is coming through, the outcome, critical
F***ing with this style, the outcome get physical
Meth get lyrical, and y'all can get my g*******
Don't forget them aid essentials, vitamins and minerals
Heh, ya'meen, I'm taking one for the team
Like Martin Luther King, taking one for a dream
I'm dope, too many fiends, live by many means
If you don't stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything
That's real s***, let's get this money real quick
Dirt Dog, I'm feeling this but I'd rather feel rich
I mean filthy rich, I'm corporate now
Big Meth, the label's Def that's why I talk so loud, n****
Yo, you don't wanna ride with Dirt, you still stuck in coach
You don't wanna fly in first, yo, I can spit, yo
You don't wanna ride with Meth, we still sniffing c****
Even if you tried your best, yo, I can spit
Yo, you don't wanna ride with Dirt, you still stuck in coach
You don't wanna fly in first, yo, I can spit, yo
You don't wanna ride with Meth, we still sniffing c****
Even if you tried your best, yo, I can spit
F*** you, f*** you, f*** you, f*** you
F*** you, f*** you, f*** you, f***
F*** you, f*** you, f*** you, f*** you
F*** you, f*** you, f*** you, f*** you
Zoom high a the cloud him a float pon
First class to the world me no coach man
None in a my league
Watch out now
Them not in a my league
None in a my league
Them a hype with a little bit a money and weed
None reach no where
And them say them a lead
None in a my league
None in a my league
Them too slow them a invalid
Man full a step like a centipede
None in a my league
First thing give Jah thanks for the most things
Security higher me guard
Look 'pon me house and me yard
And me one dozen pit bull dog
This industry must be me girl
Cause me fucking this industry hard
No a chat and them a hype and sus
Them nah live better than dog
Me bank account gone psycho
Five hundred milli 'pon the house title
You not see your slow life is a cycle
You not see me fast ten times nitro
Me a do it like Nike
Tell them drop asleep like night
Lord Jesus Christ
Nah sell out the gully for no peas and rice
None in a my league
None in a my league
Them a hype with a little bit a money and weed
None reach no way
And them say them a lead
None in a my league
None in a my league
Them too slow them a invalid
Man full a step like a centipede
None in a my league
A fi mi school
A the time for devotion
Them soft like lotion
Them a make scraps we a make portion
Yes I'mma turn river in to a ocean
Zoom high a the cloud him a float pon
First class to the world me no coach man
From Town to Mobay have the most don
Buss out the kyle is a real money motion
None in a my league
None, none in a my league
Them a hype up a little bit a money and weed
None reach no way
And them say them a lead
None in a my league
None in a my league
Them too slow them a invalid
Man full a step like a centipede
None in a my league
Zoom high a the cloud him a float pon
First class to the world me no coach man
None in my league, watch out now
Them not in a my league
None in a my league
Them a hype with a little bit a money and weed
None reach no way
And them say them a lead
None in a my league
None in a my league
Them too slow them a invalid
Man full a step like a centipede
None in a my league
None, none in a my leauge
Them a hype with a little bit a money and weed
None reach no way
And them say them a lead
None in a my league
None in a my league
Them too slow them a invalid
Man full a step like a centipede
None in a my league
That gotta be God (my God), top five, number one, quit trying to even the odds
Signal going in and out (prr), swimming at the house (wait)
Live with no doubts (whoa), zen the fuck out (yeah)
Big dog plays (big), the payoffs in route (swerve)
Laid across the couch (whoa), I'm zen the fuck out (it's lit)
Signal going in and out (prr), swimming at the house (wait)
Live with no doubts (whoa), zen the fuck out (yeah)
Big dog plays (big), the payoffs in route (swerve)
Laid across the couch (whoa), I'm zen the fuck out (it's lit)
Zen the fuck out (prr), zen the fuck out (let's go)
Laid across the couch (couch), I'm zen the fuck out (zen)
Zen the fuck out (zen), zen the fuck out (swerve)
Laid across the couch (whoa), I'm zen the fuck out (zen the fuck out)
You either in or you out
You either sure or you doubt
Don't be bringing all that fucked up energy 'round through to my house
This shit's a meditation, medicate on dedication
The time I reservation
Well, in the frozen north of the Yukon
Lived the king of the Royal Mountie Fuzz
Sergeant Preston was his name
King his dog's name was
He had a big red coat and a big black boots
And a whistle on a chain
All of the crooks ran for cover
'Cause he always got his man
He said, "I own King, I own you great husky"
And that great husky said, "Aooo, ohh"
And he said, "Must all y'all huskies," all them huskies say
"Aooo, ohh"
Well, Dirty Dan of Squeakyville
Robbed a train coach one day
Killed off all five Eskimos
And a made his getaway
"He won't get past", says Sergeant Preston
"I got my trusty dog"
"I'll track him down and a bring him back
He'll have to pay the cost"
Well, for thirty days, thirty nights
They followed the tracks in snow
And the weather was howling, weather was cold
Lord, it must be forty below zero
All of a sudden King that great wonder dog
Stopped dead in his tracks, gave out a mighty sniff
Start sniffing all 'round there 'cause he knew, he knew
He knew that Dirty Dan was behind the next snowdrift
And Sergeant Preston said
"I own King, I own you great husky"
And that great husky said, "Aooo ohh"
Sergeant Preston said, "Get him, boy
This place is too sick of him"
Says, "Tail him, that big dog
Just tear through that snow [Incomprehensible]"
Them ears back at, tail stacking straight up
And there just shakin' his head side to side
And breathing fire, he said, "Aooo ohh"
Well, they brought that villain to justice
He didn't even put up a fight
When he saw that big dog charging at him
He almost died of fright
And Sergeant Preston of the Yukon
Is proud 'cause he's done it again
He got his man, you can hear him say
"Who needs Rin Tin Tin"
He said, "King, this case is closed"
And that dog said, "Aooo ohh"
Little Susie Shallow Throat
Little Susie Shallow Throat was lonely
All the girls all made fun of her at school
'Cause no matter how she tried
She could not get a dick inside
Her shallow throat
Shallow throat
Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
Cucumbers and sausages
They just would not fit
She tried 'em all
The football team all tried to give her lessons
She practiced but she threw up on the coach
Not one man on the squad
Ever shot his wad in Susie's throat
Shallow throat
Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
Cucumbers and sausages
They just would not fit
She tried 'em all
The drum major was a boy named Slick
Who had a very little bitty dick
She licked it sucked and stroked it
'til Slick thought she might choke
He never knew
She had a shallow throat
Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
Cucumbers and sausages
They just would not fit
She tried 'em all
She finally learned to deep throat after all
Since she met Slick she's really had a ball
But Slick he's kind of lonesome
With Susie and the kid
'Cause though his dick just fits her throat
Her pussy's much too big
Throw his ass in the river
Can't turn me down, when I get in that mode
I get me a bow, and bag it in Oz
I hit the trap, and get off a load
Ima serve all night, till everything sold
Come shop with me, everything for the low
Bro keep that tool, like he working at Lowe's
We fishing for opps, I stay with the pole
You ain't no shooter, lil nigga you told
You ain't no jackboy, nigga you stole
Speak on my name, then nigga you bold
Put ten on his brain, and tell them to go
Sending a blitz, I feel like a coach
Big dog in this shit, but I'm really the goat
Trying to ride my wave, you gone need you a boat
Think you fucking with me?
Maybe it wasn't you, maybe I'm buggin' too (right)
But I'm scared dog, I don't know what the fuck to do
Do me a favor, place yourself in my shoes
The game, no exceptions, gotta follow the rules
[Chorus]
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