Lyrics:
(eat 'em up)
I'm still waiting for ketchup
'Scuse me, waitress?
Waitress? (she walkin' right past, what a bitch, oh my god)
Waitress?
I need a napkin
meal
But I'm scared
Of the waitress
Of the waitress
Of the waitress
Of the waitress
When I do try to return I
Feel sad feel bad
For her cause I
Can't
through this 'til we hit the bottom
Ooh, 'cause
If I start crying, you ask for the check and we dip
Say I'm too sensitive
You say sorry to the waitress
nobody knows
I could be a waitress
I could be an astronaut
I could be a waitress
I could be an astronaut
I'll be a waitress in some big city far
If she knew that I was out with her but I'm trippin' off the waitress
[Verse 1]
Woo shit! Who's this? Baby, why you do this?
I'm sittin' here with
Yeah
I'm a waitress
I walk around all day and see so many faces
Everybody having the same conversation
People at the door chilling on the wait list
Waitress
Waitress
Waitress
I have to clear your table
So I wipe it, it's right to keep it clean
So I clean, yes, I clean
Do you clean? Yes, I clean
was a waitress
Wearing a white dress
Look how I do this
Look how I got this
I was a waitress
Working the night shift
You were my man
Felt like I
waitress
She's getting her masters, supporting her mom
Amidst the confusion she remains cool and calm
She knows exits in case of a fire or bomb
She
ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
Paid my fare, don't want to complain
You get to me, you're
ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
Paid my fare, don't want to complain
You get to me, you're
deal you get to fly
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
Paid my fare, don't wanna complain
You
As I drove out toward Dublin
On a warm September day
I stopped for a cold beer
At a smokey pub in Bray
I spied a pretty waitress, standing with
there.
You got to play it dumb,
You got to bite your tongue.
No, No , No............!!!
Woke up at 3cM.
The Waitress is up,
cnd the Milk was Skim.
Woke
on her bed
No one can save us
From Kim The Waitress
No one can save us
From Kim The Waitress
Nobody can save us
From Kim The Waitress
Always turns me
The lady saw a small cafe
She went in to grab a bite to eat
And then be on her way
But she couldn't help but notice
How the waitress smiled so sweet
I've been known to hustle a few
When the waitress said, "Was he playing you?"
And I said, "Yeah, bring me brandy water by"
Little Red Parker was way
the waitress just grab a couple
More bottles and bring 'em up
We got a bar for every
Nigga that came with us
We got the buzz, now bring 'em up
Grab your drink
each hand
What's here of heaven in her smile
She's the prettiest waitress in Memphis and I think she's flirting with me
Readin' them specials extra
I've been known to hustle a few
When the waitress said, "Was he playing you?"
And I said, "Yeah, bring me brandy water by"
Little Red Parker was way
inside, she's inside the restaurant
She's inside, on the highway
Brown skies shining on the mountainline
Overhead, there's pretty blonde waitress inside
a corner booth
Of course you weren't my waitress mine was missing her front tooth
So I flagged you down for coffee but I couldn't say a thing
But I'm in
a corner booth
Of course you weren't my waitress mine was missing her front tooth
So I flagged you down for coffee but I couldn't say a thing
But I'm in
whitey ass
Maybe you'll get a dollar today
You're going to waitress hell
You're gonna burn in my hell
You're going to waitress hell
You're gonna
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