Lyrics:
of the street
The gleaming facade of Croydon tourist office
So I went inside and
I asked the ladies in there
And they'd only been there a few moments after
White Supremacy finally out of office
At least overseas cah we still got Boris
Tories won't admit that he let that flourish
Tryna steal UKIP voters
girls mombra yendi asa sa sa sa
Mania br3 PAA oo, If you cross me dier big foul, Croydon Days Tface debe shiawo.
Meba Time wo Ghana coz Uk afono
Spilsbury
Look what fate has landed in our lap!
Sir Bernard Spilsbury
This homeless chap in Croydon accidentally ate rat poison
The perfect worm to bait
Spilsbury
Look what fate has landed in our lap!
Sir Bernard Spilsbury
This homeless chap in Croydon accidentally ate rat poison
The perfect worm to bait
worth our time
You see it true that everyone, including you, suffers
It's our box office smash where everyone dies and your friend spoils the ending
I'm
as good as going tourist.
By Friday afternoon, Waldo was set.
He was thoroughly packed and the post
Office had agreed to pick him up at three o'clock.
could ride quite comfortably. A few airholes,
some water, perhaps some midnight snacks, and it would probably be as good as
going tourist.
By Friday
Fuck Whitehall I was beefin with chief of police yea
Had his weak team cut my lights off
I remember lastmeeting in his office when told me
To get
my office
Bad vibe I ignore them
Many shit in the comment
Mama tell me don't be a tourist
Now she make me to do this
To be a boss is so important
When
Handle my b'ness important, I pop out with that drip they record it
cnd it's giving, you can't afford this. Put in work like my seat in a office.
This
the worst way
Bando, call that office
I put on my shoes, don't let shots ring
Shotty all half my size
Bruk that pin it'll let off spring
We had light
office, keep my word when I say I'll excel
I got knocked down but I'mma get up, cause I didn't hear no bell
Ran into a bit of trouble, I don't think
Who put fifty tons of shit on the Foreign Office roof?
Who suffers from nine known diseases?
Who gets up in the morning when the sun comes up
the jukebox in a "A Fool Such as I"
He was a leg man who was open to offers
But he couldn't get her off his mind as he passed the tourist office
and as he
Who put fifty tons of shit on the Foreign Office roof?
Who suffers from nine known diseases?
Who gets up in the morning when the sun comes up
Started out hustling Ended up balling
Nigga I'm that nigga like the nigga from New Orleans
They know I'm for real I really put in work like office
I was working in this tourist store
Giving directions to the dinosaur
Handing little maps out through the window
You'd pretend to be from out
shades
Looking like a fucking tourist
Or it’s the Tourettes that
My fucking neck have
I’m like a average nigga in
The 20’s of the 18’s and I’m not even 20
got Dodger season boxes
And an office full of foxes
It's amazing all the different things
Your average guy might need a lawyer for
Bernie tells me what
got Dodger season boxes
And an office full of foxes
It's amazing all the different things
Your average guy might need a lawyer for
Bernie tells me what
got Dodger season boxes
And an office full of foxes
It's amazing all the different things
Your average guy might need a lawyer for
Bernie tells me what
the meat
In your tracks you spit leaves
And the money be controlling ya
Come and eat, you look lost
Like a sheep
Like a tourist who forgot
How to read his
That’s worthy of your praise girl
Call me in your office
Shut the door and close the blinds
Spread your legs
Ooo let me frisk you
The handyman
Where you’re
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