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Todd Anthony Shaw (born April 28, 1966), better known by the stage name Too Short (stylized as Too $hort), is an American rapper, producer, and actor known for hit songs like 2006's "Blow the Whistle". more »


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All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that P
You're just a big freak, you better not complain,
When you hear these c***tails and you hear your name.

If you a fake b****, ain't no thing
I'll pick up the phone and call Janine.
If I call Marie, I know for a fact
I'm gettin f***ed in my drop top cadillac

I met this freak named Naomi
Straight dick sucker worked me and my homies.
She had a girlfriend, her name was Vicki
I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick.

She was fine as f***, but can't f*** with Tina
Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana.
I took her to my house and told her strip
Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.

I said, "B****!!! Do what you want
'Cause this true blue mack won't even front".
I f***ed her with my finger, she tried to cum
P**** so tight, it wouldn't give me none

I'm Too $hort baby couldn't be no punk
I'm trying to get freaky cause I love the funk
My dick is big and her n**** had a little one,
I didn't f*** her freaky a**, but it was still fun.

I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
It's the California lifestyle that I live.
My name is Short, my game is long
I freak these hoes and sing these songs.

I know this girl named Annette
Get her all alone and she'll suck your dick
Hella freaky...won't say no for s***
You and her all alone, n**** that's your b****.

I know another freak her name's Joanne
I always get the p**** 'cause I know I can
Finest b**** around, ain't got no man
Everytime she cross my mind I go f*** her again.

She's like another b**** named Christine
B**** so dumb, I named her misdemeanor
'Cause it had to be a crime to be that dumb
I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth

You know I did all that s***
She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that b****,
And go dig in them guts like a gardener,
If she starts screamin', I'm gonna f*** the b**** harder.

'Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales I tell so well
You don't like my dirty rap you can go to hell
'Cause SAhort Dogg's on the mike tellin' c***tails.

I meet the groupies, hookers like Kathy,
F***ing M.C.'s cause she's so nasty,
See her backstage trying to throw that a**,
She just like the freaks and she had to pa** me that p****

You can't stop the b****
Let her roll on my rolls then I drop the b****
My name is Short my game is long
I freak these hoes and sing these songs.

I know another girl named Stephanie
Do anything she can to have sex with me
She really don't bring out the best in me
But I love her fine a** laying next to me.

She's like another freak named Nicole
So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
I took her to my house, she gave me the panties
I f***ed her so good she told her friend named Angie.

Angie called me up about two weeks later
Talking some s*** about do me player
So I did her just like Tamara,
Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera.

Next they told a girl named Rocquelle
Got my skin all under her fingernails
She was diggin in my back while I grind the s***
That was way back now I can't find the b****

But if I do, I'll probably do the same again
Break the b**** for everything 'cause I came to pimp.
I'm Too Short baby, I don't stop mackin
I grab the microphone and I don't stop rappin

You can bet your life as I spit these raps
I'll be f***ing em' up like that...B****.
I know another trick her name was Shery,
I had to cut her loose 'cause she wanted to get married

P**** so good and I do mean very...
Sometimes it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy.
I'm Short Dogg ain't nothing nice
You ever make me mad and I'll f*** your wife

Have fun with your b**** and have her sprung on my dick.
I guess I'll pull it out and just cum on your b****
Like my other little tramp named Erika
Anywhere I want to f*** that's where I f***

'Cause she's the freakiest b**** in America
Everytime I get the p**** I just tear it up....
'Cause these are the tales the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well

You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell
'Cause Short Dogg is on the mike telling c***tales!

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