Jerry Was a Racecar Driver
Jerry was a race car driver, And he drove so god-damn fast. He never did win no checkered flag, But he never did come in last. Jerry was a race car driver, He'd say "el sob number one." With a Bocephus sticker on his 442 He'd lighten up just for fun. Captain Pierce was a fireman. Richmond engine number three, I'd be a wealthy man When I get a dime for all the things that man Had taught to me. Captain Pierce was a strong man. Strong as any man alive. He got stuck in his crawl that they Made him retire at the age of 65. Jerry was a race car driver. 22 years old. Had one to many cold beers one night, Wrapped himself around a telephone pole.