Here Comes the Judge

Shorty Long

About Here Comes the Judge

"Here Comes the Judge" is a 1968 song written by Shorty Long, Billie Jean Brown and Suzanne de Passe, and performed by Long. The song was Long's biggest hit, reaching #4 on the U. S. R&B chart and #8 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart. It held #10 on Cashbox for two weeks. The song stayed on the Hot 100 for 11 weeks and Cashbox for 9 weeks. The song also entered the UK chart in July 1968, and was a Top 30 hit, peaking at #30."Here Comes the Judge" was inspired by a comic act on Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In about a judge by Pigmeat Markham, whose own "Here Comes the Judge" - a completely different song - charted two weeks after Long's did in June 1968, and became a Top 20 hit.  


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1968
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Hear ye, hear ye
The court's in session
The court's in session, now
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge 
Here comes the judge

Stop eatin' that fudge
Cause here comes the judge
Don't nobody buzz
Cause here comes the judge
Judge Shorty is presidin' today 
And he don't take no stuff from nobody 
No kind of way 

Hey boy, take off that hat
Where do you think you're at 
I know where you gon' be
If you don't heed my plea
I'm here to tell you 
Court's in session  
Order in the court now
Court's in session
Can't nobody smoke now
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge

Here come the judge,
Here comes the judge
y'all here comes the judge
Order, order
What's the first case on the docket
Judge I got a boy here who can't dance
Can't dance?  Ah
Ninety days, thirty days for boogaloo
Thirty days to learn how to shing-a-ling
And thirty more for the Afro twist
Can't dance, what is this
Court's in session everybody quiet now
Court's in session, here comes the judge
Here comes the judge

Is that the man?
No, your honor
Does he look like the man?
No, your Honor
Well, I'm sorry you got to go now
Ah ha you can't recognize the man
You got to stand guilty 
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Ah yes, here comes the judge
They caught him stompin' down the aisle
Yes here comes the judge
I'd rather be lost in the jungle of Brazil
Than to face the judge
This morning the way he feels
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge boy

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Shorty Long

Frederick Earl "Shorty" Long (May 20, 1940 – June 29, 1969) was an American soul singer, songwriter, musician, and record producer for Motown's Soul Records imprint. He was inducted into the Alabama Jazz Hall of Fame in 1980. more »

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Written by: BILLIE JEAN BROWN, FREDERICK EARL LONG, SUZANNE DEPASSE

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12 facts about this song

Genre Classification
"Here Comes the Judge" by Shorty Long is generally classified as Soul music.
Album Information
It was a single track from the album named "Here Comes the Judge," released by Shorty Long in 1968.
Chart Performance
The song was a big hit reaching number 4 on the R&B charts and even making the Pop Top 10 at number 8.
Label Information
"Here Comes the Judge" was released under Motown Records, one of the biggest record labels in the world, specifically on its Soul subsidiary.
Popular Culture Reference
The catchphrase "Here Comes the Judge", popularized by the song, was later used in a comedy sketch on the Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In comedy television series.
Song Inspiration
The song was inspired by a comedy act from Pigmeat Markham.
Relevance to Civil Rights Movement
The lyrics were written during a time of significant racial tension and the civil rights movement in the U.S., making it relevant in a socio-political context.
Foreign Language Version
A cover of the song was recorded in French by the Canadian artist, Pagliaro.
Instruments Used
The key instruments used in the song include saxophone, piano, bass guitar, and drums.
Death of the Artist
Unfortunately, Shorty Long died in a boating accident on the Detroit river the following year the song was released, making it one of his final hits.
Sample Usage
The song has been sampled in the later years by other artists including the Beastie Boys and Luke.
Music Video
The music video features Shorty Long portraying a judge, which added an iconic visual interpretation to the song.

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