Babysitting Is a Bum Deal

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Haylie Katherine Duff (born February 19, 1985) is an American actress, singer, songwriter, television host, writer, and fashion designer. She is best known for her role as Sandy Jameson in the television series 7th Heaven, Amy Sanders in Lizzie McGuire, Summer Wheatley in Napoleon Dynamite, and Annie Nelson in the made-for-television films Love Takes Wing along with its sequel Love Finds a Home. She is also the older sister of American singer and actress Hilary Duff. more »


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2005
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[Singers:]
Here is the tale of a babysitting job, 
The baby is something of a snob,

[Stewie:]
Oh, go f*ck yourselves

[Singers:]
So listen very closely, and you'll find
That what they say is not the same as what's on their minds

[Haylie:]
Aren't you a cute little boy

[Haylie's Thoughts:]
Look at that melon shaped head

[Stewie:]
Having you here is a joy

[Stewie's Thoughts:]
And in an hour you'll be dead

[Haylie:]
Sit on my knee

[Haylie's Thoughts:]
Please don't go poo

[Stewie:]
Nice place to be

[Stewie's Thoughts:]
This one's for you

[Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal

[Haylie:]
Why don't we watch Will & Grace

[Thought:]
Jesus, do I need a smoke

[Stewie:]
Jack puts a smile on my face

[Thought:]
Oh, what a surprise, a gay joke

[Haylie:]
I like your house

[Thought:]
The ceiling has cracks

[Stewie:]
I like your blouse

[Thought:]
Miss TJ Maxx

[Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal

[Singers:]
So they sat as time went by

[Haylie:]
Slowly as time could go

[Singers:]
The baby blarred, and softly cursed

[Stewie:]
Cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes, 
And her hair made her look like a hoe

[Haylie:]
Time for your bottle my sweet

[Thought:]
This little brat smells like piss

[Stewie:]
Alway's a succulent treat

[Thought:]
While I suck that, you suck this

[Haylie:]
Aren't you a sight

[Thought:]
Look at him drool

[Stewie:]
You're a delight

[Thought:]
Damn you, you fool

[Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal

[Singers:]
The diaper change was quite a job

[Haylie:]
The grossest I've ever seen

[Singers:]
The baby smiled and took a breath

[Stewie:]
And I grunted and pooped out a poop,
That looked something like Matthew Modine

[Haylie:]
Someday you might meet a girl

[Thought:]
Yeah, she's gonna be your right hand

[Stewie:]
Maybe it's you my sweet pearl

[Thought:]
Darling, I'd rather f*ck sand

[Haylie:]
Have a good night

[Thought:]
You little creep

[Stewie:]
Have a good night

[Thought:]
Die in your sleep

[Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal
Babysitting is a bum deal

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