(There's Not Enough Songs About) Squash
Why do I bother I don't know I'll turn off my radio Day after day The airways are awash With songs of ones in love And those who are out of There's just not enough songs about squash Maybe to you it's just a game Somewhere you heard the name Not for the claustrophobic A pastime for the posh Without sounding too peculiar If it's a cardiovascular You're after then you can't go past squash Netball, t-ball, orienteering Are all worth a second hearing Football, handball, four-in-a-square Are all good but they just don't compare I hope I'm speaking clearly Because there's no not nearly Enough songs about squash Oh no it's raining We'll have to cancel tennis training But look here, never fear Throw down that mackintosh I know a game under a roof It's just four walls and the truth It's fun, rain, hail or sun It's squash Red dot, green dot, yellow dot ball Try and bounce it off the wall Headband, wristband, fuzzy handled racket Can't some DJ play a squash song in their bracket? Though I'm not trying to fool ya It'll either kill or cure ya It's squash You see there's not enough songs There's not enough songs There's not enough songs about squash There's not enough songs There's not enough songs There's not enough songs about squash
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