What If

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Joseph Edgar Foreman (born July 28, 1974), better known by his stage name Afroman, is an American rapper who came to prominence with his singles "Because I Got High" and "Crazy Rap". He was nominated for a Grammy award in 2002. more »


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2004
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If god had long hair, and a gottie,
And if his eyes were pretty glazed,
And he looked spaced out would you buy hhis story,
Would yo believe he had an eye infection?

[Chorus]
And yeah, yeah, god looks baked
And yeah, yeah, god smells good
And yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What is god smoked ?,
Hit the bong like some of us,
Drove a tydie microbus,and listens to rolling stones,

If god a place in the beging and did he grow any seeds ,
Or did he put them there for adam and eve,
So theyed be hungry for the apple that the snake was offerin

[Chorus]

And yeah yeah god rolls great,
And yeah yeah god smells good,
And yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah,
What if god smoked ?,
Do you suppose he had a bus?
When he made the platipus,
He made it earth our home.
Does he like perljam or the stones?
And do you think he rolls his own,
Up there in heavin on the throne?
And when the saints go marching home,
Maybe he sits and smokes a bong.

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Written by: DAVID FOREMAN, CARLOS JERMAINE JENKINS, MATTHEW QUINNEY, DASHAWN QUINCY WHITE, JOSEPH EDWARD MACKLIN

Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Walt Disney Music Company

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