Steve Berman [Devil's Night Skit]

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Steve Berman

Steve Berman is an American editor, novelist and short story writer. He writes in the field of queer speculative fiction. more »

Year:

2001

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Heyyy!
Hey, Em, what's up?
Steve Berman. What's goin' on, man, how you doin? Good to see you again. What's up?
Em, could you come here and have a seat, please?
Umm, yeah, what's...
Vannessa, shut the door
Okay
So what's up? How's orders looking for the first week?
It would be better if you gave me nothing at all
Wh-
This album is less than nothing. I can't sell this fucking record
Wha
Do you know what's happening to me out there?
Wh-wha-what's the problem?
Violent Ground told me to go f*ck myself!
Who's Violent?
Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass! 
Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?
But, I-
I'm gonna lose my fuckin' job over this
You know why Dre's record was so successful? 
He's rappin' about big-screen tv's, blunts, 40's and bitches
You're rappin' about homosexuals and Vicadin.
I mean
I can't sell this shit!
What
Either change the record or it's not coming out!
What, I
Now get the f*ck out of my office!
What am I supposed
NOW!
Alright man, whatever