The Kiss [Skit]


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Marshall Bruce Mathers III (born October 17, 1972), known professionally as Eminem (/ˌɛmɪˈnɛm/; often stylized as EMINƎM), is an American rapper, songwriter, record producer, record executive, and actor. He is consistently cited as one of the greatest and most influential artists of all time in any genre, with Rolling Stone ranking him 83rd on its list of the 100 Greatest Artists of All Time and labelling him the "King of Hip Hop". He will often be called " Slim Shady" at times. He has gotten into quite some rap battles against MGK, ( Machine Gun Kelly) Snoop Dog, etc. more »


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I'm gonna kill this bitch
I'm gonna kill him
I'm going to fucking jail
'Cause I'm gonna kill this bitch 

Yo man 


I don't know. I gotta really really bad feeling about this 

Man would you shut the f*ck up Gary you always gotta bad feeling man
That's her car right there 

Alright let me park 

Just park 

I'm parkin'! 

Fuckin', turn the car off dog


Alright we wait 

We wait for what? 

We wait until she comes out and then I'm gonna fuckin' kill her 

Man you ain't gonna kill no one. What the f*ck did you bring that for? 

Man shut the f*ck up dog
Just shut up. Fuckin' clip is empty 

Man don't point that shit at me 

Its not even loaded bitch, look 

Dude, God I fucking hate it when you do that shit 

Yeah but its funny as f*ck 

F*ck around and kill me one of these days I swear 

Gets you every time
Is that her? 


Right there motherfucker 


Alright get out, get out

F*ck, here we go again

Get out!

What the f*ck you want me to get under the car? 

Yo, who she walking with 

How the f*ck am I suppose to know, you told me to duck down 

Its the fucking bouncer
Did she just kiss him 

I don't think so 

Dog, she just fucking kissed him 

No she didn't 

She's kissing him 

No she's not 

Oh shit

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