Big Shot
The Bonzo Dog Band, Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band
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I am the Big Shot You heard me right the first time Name of bachelor Johnny Cool Occupation, Big Shot Occupation at the moment, just having fun What a party that was The drinks were loaded And so were the dolls I narrowed my eyes and poured a stiff Manhattan Then I saw Hotsie, what a dame A big, bountiful babe in the region of 48-23-38 One hell of a region She had the hottest lips since Hiroshima I had to stand back for fear of being burned Whiskey wow, wow, I breathed She was dressed as before the bed In that kind of outfit She could get rolled at night And I don't mean on a crap table It's kind of revealing, isn't it? Revealing? It's positively risk I like it, she said "You're a man with a thousand Gs, right?" "A thousand what?" I quipped "G-men, girls, guns, guts" "You're my type" "Wrong, baby", I slapped her hard "I'm a L man, strictly liquor, love and laughs" She stared over my shoulder "Play it cool, Johnny" Play it what? I flipped "Listen, I fought my way up from tough East Side New York Lead filled saps and sub-machine guns, like this" She said, "Johnny, this is a deadly game Have a few laughs and go home" I shuddered, normally I pack a rod in pajamas I carry nothing but scars from Normandy beach I said, "Wrong, baby, you can't fool me" She spat playfully, "I'm ahead of you, Johnny" I studied the swell of her enormous boobs and said "Baby, you're so far ahead it's beautiful" "You, you are, you are eccentric, I like that" "Electric Cheri, bounce off my rocket, tout comprehend?" We spoke French fluently, our lips met again and again "Yeah, yeah, yeah", I slobbered Hotsie said, "You're slobbering all over the seat, kid" I went home late, very late What could I say to M
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Written by: BILLY JOEL
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