A Night I Can't Remember
Paul does this kind of thing everyday Yeah, like what, skip a rehearsal, you know we got the CNL Awards tomorrow night What are we gonna do about a drummer? Hey you, come here, you ever played drums before? No Want to? Yeah Get in there and beat em then! Okay hot dog, start the song you little show boat! Who do you think you are, Tommy Lee Jhones? Let's go! Not bad for a four year old! Been dang near two years since I've had a beer By gosh that's changing tonight Gonna start me a tab and call me a cab (>whistle< Taxie!) Might even get in a fight I ain't gonna hold it forever Gonna have myself a night I can't remember Miller Lights, shot a crown Man that stuff hurts going down One too many coke and jacks It'll all come flooding back That ol' quervo's way too strong But one more 'for I go home Fire up the blender Gonna have myself a night I can't remember Get me a cold towel and a gun Drunk ain't my style And it'll be a long while 'for I pull that stunt again Oh my head Tylenol and tums Oh no here it comes I'm praying to the porcline This hangover can't last forever Dun had myself a night I can't remember Shot out the lights, kick down the door Woke up face down on the floor I'd better call someone and ask how I'd wound up in this cast I've got stamps on both my hands I wonder who slung that beer can right through my winder Dun had myself a night I can't remember My dang liver's nearly gone And this ain't where I belong Hey thanks bartender Dun had myself a night I can't remember Twelve steps my foot! I can't even take two! And by the way kid, you're hired! Just no drinking! I made it
Written by: CHRISTOPHER DOUGLAS CLARK
Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, MIKE CURB MUSIC
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