Welcome to the Cheap Seats
The Wonder Stuff
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Laugh when he jokes, slap him when he chokes. It's time to give up the smokes. And ohh when he cries don't wipe his eyes, take the wine from the swine, and remind him of his crimes. Ohh in another world............ yeah he could wear a dress. Imagine his surprise when he opened his eyes, and I'd run the lawnmower over his thighs. Imagine the disturbance, at the time of the occurrence, when his life became a burden, and we laughed at his cries. Welcome to the cheap seats, where your life's seen through cracked spectacles.
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Written by: MALCOLM ROY TREECE, MARTIN BELL, MARTIN RICHARD GILKS, MILES STEPHEN HUNT, PAUL CLIFFORD
Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
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10 facts about this song
Release information"Welcome to the Cheap Seats" was released in February 1992 as part of the “Welcome to the Cheap Seats” EP, which was the third single from "The Wonder Stuff's" third studio album, "Never Loved Elvis".
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Chart performanceThe EP, featuring the song, peaked at number 8 on the UK Singles Chart, making it one of the band's most successful releases.
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Band CollaborationThe track features a guest appearance from famous English rock band, "The Mission".
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Song genreThe song, much like the rest of "The Wonder Stuff's" music, can be best categorized as indie rock or alternative rock.
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Lead vocalist"Welcome to the Cheap Seats" is sung by "The Wonder Stuff's" lead vocalist, Miles Hunt.
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Song meaningThe song humorously takes jabs at the band's own commercial success and is seen as a commentary on the shallowness of pop music industry.
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Song popularityThe song is considered one of "The Wonder Stuff's" signature songs and is a favorite among fans.
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Music videoThe music video of "Welcome to the Cheap Seats" features the band performing in a glamorous set with other musicians, while Miles Hunt provides a satirical, knowing look, emphasizing the song's commentary on their commercial success.
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Live performancesThe song is regularly performed at "The Wonder Stuff's" live concerts, often serving as the climax of their gigs.
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Cover versionsDespite the song's popularity, it doesn't appear to have been widely covered by other artists. The somewhat esoteric nature of its narrative could be a possible reason.
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