Cooler Returns

Kiwi Jr.


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(Shouldn't there be, uh, some noise there?)
Super Bowl Sunday Two-Thousand-Twenty
I did not feel well
Leaving the hotel 
Said my goodbye to a big dollar bill 
See you again at the reading of the will
Sherwood forest ranger retires 
Falconers complex and diners on fire 

It's not fair to me
Strung out on the back of your ATV 
Throwing dead birds into the air 
Singing, "Howdy neighbors, how do you like my new ride?"
And now I can see that after spending some time apart

That's the cost of 
Doing business 
That's the price for healthy horses 

Big decisions, cooler return shows 
Error revisions 
Tell me that it's too close

I don't wanna test you out 
But can you break this back off the jukebox, Jody? 
They've got big ideas about police and fees and graduate degrees
And I'm just trying to visualize some laundry on the line 


It's my funeral for the angels like you
I get carried away 
In the wake of the naked you 
Now I'm setting off by northeast learning object permanence of down 

I am not American, but I feel the beat sometimes 
When I run into the screen door at the retreat 
Trying to learn the new lines
Backwards, forwards, backwards, forwards 
Through the old Racquet Club archway
Tennis anyone again?
I was never one for trying to win as it seems

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Written by: Brian Patrick Murphy, Brohan Francis Moore, Jeremy G Gaudet, Michael Philip Walker

Lyrics © The Orchard

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