Big Dumb Guy

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Carly Elisabeth Simon (born June 25, 1945) is an American singer-songwriter, musician, and children's author. She rose to fame in the 1970s with a string of hit records; her 13 Top 40 hits include "You're So Vain", "Nobody Does It Better", and "Coming Around Again". Her 1988 song "Let the River Run" was the first to win a Grammy Award, an Academy Award, and a Golden Globe Award for a song written and performed by a single artist. She was inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame in 1994. more »


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So many tech-heads
Recent invasion
I stretch out my long legs
And I kick away the mouse pad, baby 

Amazon, eBay, Oracle, he say
He promise a freebee
But he's such a pokey little guy
Wait, I hear big footsteps

Thud, thumping out of the past
That big dumb guy is here at last 
That big dumb guy is here at last 
Cyberman lights up

But mostly he floppy
Computer man crashes
He's so humpty dumpty, baby
Now he tries this experiment

Though he knows it's so low-tech
He tries patting his forehead
While he's rub, rub, rubbing my stomach, baby
But he can't do it, can he?

No, no he can't do that at all
But wait, I hear big footsteps
Thud, thumbing out of the past
Sure enough, that big dumb guy

Is here at last 
That big dumb guy is here at last 
Big papa bear
Maybe you can remember

It wasn't that long ago
When you dialed a number
You got a living, breathing human being
On the telephone 

Don't want nothing to do
But just study the skin on your face
I want to look up at the sky
And watch the sunset

With someone like you
Wait, I hear big footsteps
Thud, thumbing out of the past
That big dumb guy is here at last

That big dumb guy is here at last
That big dumb guy is here, he's here 
In fact he's brought his
Big raccoon coat with him

And he doesn't even know it's
Politically incorrect
That big dumb guy is here at last
I see him now walking torward me

Let's get it on with your big bad self 
Get it on babe, Get it on babe
Get it on babe, Get it on babe
That big dumb guy is here at last

Big, big, big, big, big
Big dumb guy
Oh, ha - smartest guy
I ever knew yeah

Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me
Kiss me, kiss me now
If feels so good
I don't want to have to go into those chat rooms anymore

I don't want to see that pinwheel go round
And around and around
Every time I try to open any window
Hold me, you big dumb guy
You smart guy

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Written by: LARRY JAMES CIANCIA, CARLY E. SIMON, JESSE OTIS FARROW, TOM T-BONE WOLK

Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Peermusic Publishing, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, BMG RIGHTS MANAGEMENT US, LLC

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