Life Without You
Woke up one morning Fell out of the bed Walked over to the window And to the day I said that From today on There would be no more you and I Then a passing seagull swooped down And crapped in my eye I jumped in the shower To wash it out The soap fell off the shelf And slipped straight into my mouth Oh things could be better I thought to myself But at least from today I would be alone by myself Think you're the worst person I ever met Two weeks after I met you, you tried to kill my pet And half an hour later I caught you flirting with the vet Said I should be committed, it was insane that I was upset Moved into my house, invited you into my home Didn't know you were going to bring with you 50 garden gnomes And your cooking is terrible, even to those guys made of stone You've got no class, you even think beer should be served without foam It's not even as if I could say that you're cute The truth is that your skin resembles a beat up old leather boot And I kiss you with open eyes, it looks like I'm pashing a newt And believe me you are wrong when you do that it doesn't sound like a flute So I'm walking out; I'm walking out It's going to be a brand new day I'm just going to fly away Being without you is the way it's going to stay So I walked down the street, waiting to catch the bus The brakes failed and it smashed into all of us And I was sped off to hospital in a blind rush They say history don't repeat but the driver got shat on by a thrush He let go of the wheel; we left the tar seal And when I awoke nothing below by nose I could feel I remember thinking to myself, man this just can't be real That was when the earthquake struck and I was crushed by a girder made of steel One week later they dug me out They showed me all my broken bones on the x-ray printout But then they ran out of money and sent me home with just a milk-stout As I was walking down my street someone asked me for a donation for the boy scouts. As I walked in the door, what did I see You on the couch looking fed up at me Turned to ask me 'Where have you been' angrily I just gave you a smile and offered to make you a cup of tea So I'm coping out; I'm coping out Gonna be no brand new day I'm just going to put all my dreams away Being with you is just easier than walking away Thought I was walking out; thought I was walking out Thought there was going to be a brand new day What the hell do I know anyway? Being with you is the way things are going to stay
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