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Let's see here, uh, 301-776, 43
This motherf*cker better pick up the Goddamn phone this time, Jesus Christ
Thank you for calling RattPack Industries
(Yes hel-) where we don't f*ck with anybody
Someone will be with you momentarily (f*ck)
Jesus man, seriously, Jesus bro, f*ck bro
Current wait time is one minute
F*ck man, f*ckers better not have me waiting all Goddamn day in here, Jesus
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Y'know, it's crazy cause it's two types of motherf*ckers
It's one motherf*cker talking 'bout
"Oh Logic's so slept on, he's so low-key"
Knowing damn well this motherf*cker did 135K first week
First f*cking week!
Then it's other motherf*ckers talking 'bout
"Oh, Logic's blowing up, he's getting so big now
I don't want him to blow up on me
Oh, Logic's changing"
'Cause he made a turnt-ass mixtape!
We're going to be bumping this shit the whole summer, the f*ck?
Current wait time is thirty-six minutes
Thirty-six minutes? It was just a minu— it was just one minute, what the f*ck?
And do y'all not listen to lyrics?
He's making a whole other concept album
That's f*cking insane!
This man dropped a project every year for six years
I mean, I'm not complaining though but-
Current wait time is one hour, forty minutes
One, one hour, what the f*ck?
This, this is gotta be hands down the f*cking worst customer service of all time
(You can just, I can't) this motherf*cker made a number-one album! (what?)
Made a mixtape after (oh my God)
And then he's making another concept album (this is f*cking bullshit)
Like his first shit didn't already go Number one? (nobody cares)
This motherf*cker's on a roll (nobody cares!)
This motherf*cker's like butter, he's on a roll motherf*cker!
Current wait time is (okay God, thank God!) sixteen hours
What the, what, what the f*ck?
And it's peace, love and positivity
Logic is the only rap concert you can go to and not get shot in the face
Like this motherf*cker actually loves his fans
You name it, YouTube videos, Periscope, Vlogs, Q&A's
This motherf*cker does it all!
You name it, he does it, the f*ck?
What f*cking rapper does that?
Current wait time is (okay?) go f*ck yourself
(Go, go f*ck, what?) and this motherf*cker can solve up to seven Rubix Cubes in a minute
Who the f*ck do you know can do that? (nobody, this is ridiculous!)
No one is available at this time (what?)
Please leave a message after the tone (I'm gonna let this motherf*cker have it!)
Oh, hey, hi, Logic, hey, how's it going?
My name's Mar— Rick, uh, my name's Randy Mardoff
Definitely, uh, never spoken before
I was calling just to say, uh
Just wanted to wish you, ugh, lots of uh, suc— suc- suc- success
And uh, maybe sometime we can have some lunch
I don't know if this is a direct line to you
But yeah, once again this is, uh, uhm, Randy Mardoff, never spoken before
You can call me back at any time, m'kay?
Oh shit, f*ck, I didn't leave my number!
I gotta f*cking call back and deal with this shit again?
Written by: ROBERT BRYSON HALL II
Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC,
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