Em Calls Paul (Skit) [Encore]

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Marshall Bruce Mathers III (born October 17, 1972), known professionally as Eminem (/ˌɛmɪˈnɛm/; often stylized as EMINƎM), is an American rapper, songwriter, record producer, record executive, and actor. He is consistently cited as one of the greatest and most influential artists of all time in any genre, with Rolling Stone ranking him 83rd on its list of the 100 Greatest Artists of All Time and labelling him the "King of Hip Hop". more »

Year:

2004

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Ayo Paul, It's Em
I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing
And I know that he's not thrilled about the video
What, does he want to be startin' somethin'?
Well, I'll show him who's really bad
Paul, the way you make me feel with these calls
You should really take a look at the man in the mirror
And tell him to beat it
Because I won't stop 'til I get enough

Do you remember the time
We were watching the Billie Jean video?
Well, he'll always be that Michael to me
And it doesn't matter if he's black or white
Because I can't stop loving him
And I hate plastic surgeons and I hope they all fucking die

How do you like that?
Man, I like him
I like him a lot
I wanna touch him
But I can't
Ah
Excuse me, I'm taking a shit, sorry
Anyways, call me back
I have this idea
About how I want to end the show
So page me when you get this message, fucker
Oh, and by the way
No, I don't have a new gun