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Krayzie Bone

Anthony Henderson (born June 17, 1973) better known as Krayzie Bone or Krayzie, is an American rapper, producer, and entrepreneur. He is a former member of the rap group Bone Thugs-n-Harmony. more »

Year:

1999

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[Krayzie]
Aw shit. Excuse me man, excuse me. 

[Waiter]
Uh, yes sir? 

[Krayzie]
Could you tell me where the payphone at in here or something? 

[Waiter]
Certainly. Back there by the wine racks. 

[Krayzie]
All right, thanks a lot. Thank you, thank you. 

[Waiter]
Oh, you're welcome sir.
 
[Krayzie]
Shit. It's a classy-ass, motherfucking restaurant. 
Know this motherfucker got the money, punk motherfucker.
Shit.
His contact Hello? 
Yeah, hello? 

[Contact] 
What's happening?
 
[Krayzie]
Yeah, I'm in the motherfucking spot now, man

[Contact] 
He there? 

[Krayzie]
I don't see nobody yet, but I know the nigga'll be here. He got 
Reservations. 

[Contact] 
All right, handle your business. 

[Krayzie]
I think I see his broad comin' in right now
Contact Right on time. 
So don't worry about shit. 
I'm a handle this nigga, man. This nigga in a 
Classy-ass, motherfucking' restaurant,
I know this nigga got the motherfucking money. 
Don't worry about shit, I'm a have it. 
All right? 

[Contact] 
No mercy, nigga. 

[Krayzie]
Alright.

[Broad]
Excuse me.
 
[Waiter]
Uh, yes ma'am. 

[Broad]
I have a reservation. It's for Jones. 

[Waiter]
For Jones? Let me see here for a minute. Oh yes, Mr. Jones called. He 
Said, he is running late, 
But I am to seat you now. 

[Broad]
Okay, thank you. 

[Waiter]
Follow me this way. 
Here you go ma'am. 
Um, would you like to start with 
Something to drink while you wait?
 
[Broad]
Do you have a Chardonnay? 

[Waiter]
Most certainly, coming right up. 
Oh, and uh, here is Mr. Jones right now. 
Hi, Mr. Jones how are you this evening? 

[Mr. Jones] 
Hey, what's up? What's up? What's up? 

[Broad]
Hi, baby. 

[Mr. Jones] 
Hey, baby. Damn. 

[Broad]
Baby, what took you so long? 
I been just waitin' and waitin'. 
This is a nice place. 

[Mr. Jones] 
Yeah, its cool. It's cool. Did you order yet? 

[Broad]
No, baby. I was waitin' on you, baby? 

[Mr. Jones] 
What? What's happenin'? 

[Broad]
That guy's been staring at me since I've sat down. 

[Mr. Jones] 
What dude? 

[Broad]
You know him? 

[Mr. Jones] 
What dude? 

[Broad]
That guy over there. 

[Mr. Jones] 
Over where? Aw, shit. 

[Broad]
Baby, what's wrong? 

[Mr. Jones] 
Damn, don't worry about it! 
Just, damn, just, just be cool, just be cool. 

[Broad]
Baby, he's walkin' over here now. 

[Mr. Jones] 
Oh, shit. 

[Broad]
Baby, he's, baby he's goin' in his jacket. 

[Krayzie]
Message for Mr. Jones, motherfucker!

[Broad]
Oh, shit! 

[Mr. Jones] 
Cover your head. 

[Krayzie]
Punk motherfucker. Punk motherfucker!
F*ck you! Get the f*ck out my way! Get the f*ck out my way! 
F*ck you! Get the f*ck out my way. Get the f*ck out my way. 
A Bystander My leg! My leg!

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