Accept My Shaft

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Ninja Sex Party

Ninja Sex Party (often abbreviated as NSP) is an American musical comedy duo consisting of singer Dan Avidan and keyboardist Brian Wecht. They formed in 2009 in New York City and are currently based in Los Angeles. They are also known as two thirds of the video game-based musical trio Starbomb, together with frequent collaborator Arin Hanson. Avidan joined Hanson's YouTube Let's Play webseries Game Grumps as co-host in 2013; Wecht also joined the show in 2015. The work of Ninja Sex Party typically consists of rock or synthpop-oriented humorous songs, frequently on the topics of sex, seduction, love or fantasy, with Avidan and Wecht respectively portraying the characters of Danny Sexbang, an idiotic, exuberant and strangely-dressed hypersexual Jewish man, and… more »

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2015

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Hey, how you doin' (oh)
Thanks for coming to my studio apartment
Got some shit to say (that's right)

The times we've had
The times we've missed
The times we've embraced
And the times we've kissed
The times we've loved
And the times we've laughed
Now it's time
To accept my shaft

Wo-oah
My shaft

The times we've spent
The times we've shared
The times we've shown each other
Just how much we care
The times we've lived
All the times for reflection
Now you must survive
My thunderous erection

Wo-oah
It's enough of a shaft
My shaft

Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh
Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh

Don't leave, don't run you are the only one (oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh)
I can be myself around (oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh)
I've come undone you are the only one (oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh)
Who can lift my heart up off the ground (oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh)

The times behind
The times foretold
Forgive me if I'm being
Just a bit too bold
But our sweet love
Won't be forsaken
Once you are
Gargling my bacon

Ooh, the times we've seen
And the times ahead
Grab a couple pillows
And get on that bed
You'll want to lay back
And clear your calendar
Once I introduce you to my friend
Excalibur
(Excalibur, Excalibur)

You take me higher you set my loins afire (ooo-ooooo-oo-oooh)
You are the slam pig I desire (ooo-ooooo-oo-oooh)
Dear god, I'll plow you all around the house (ooo-ooooo-oo-oooh)
'Cause you lift my heart up off the ground (ooo-ooooo-oo-oooh)

Lift my heart up off the ground
But try find a way to incorporate the shaft while you're doing so
Actually, you know what really concentrate on the shaft
More-so than the, uh, than the heart
The shaft should, definitely be your main focus
Can't stress that enough

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