Drunk On A Plane
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I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun I couldn't get my money back so I'm in seat 7A I'm getting drunk on a plane I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy 'Cause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside me Now I've got empty mini bottles fillin' both our trays Hmm, I'm getting drunk on a plane Buyin' drinks for everybody But the pilot, it's a party Got this 737 rocking like a G6 Stewardess is somethin' sexy Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey Told her about my condition Got a little mile-high flight attention It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high, may never come down I'll try anything to drown out the pain They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane We had this date marked on the calendar forever We'd take that new wed limo airport ride together I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake So hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane Buyin' drinks for everybody But the pilot, it's a party Got this 737 rocking like a G6 Stewardess is somethin' sexy Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey Told her about my condition Got a little mile-high flight attention It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high, may never come down I'll try anything to drown out the pain They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane On my way home I'll bump this seat right up to first class So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass And when we land I'll call her up and tell her kiss my ass 'Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane Buyin' drinks for everybody But the pilot, it's a party Got this 737 rocking like a G6 Stewardess is somethin' sexy Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey Told her about my condition Got a little mile-high flight attention It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high, may never come down I'll try anything to drown out the pain They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane I'm getting drunk on a plane I might be passed out In the baggage claim, hmm But right now I'm drunk on a plane
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Written by: Chris Tompkins, Dierks Bentley, Josh Kear
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