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LL Cool J

James Todd Smith (born January 14, 1968), better known as LL Cool J, for Ladies Love Cool James ), is an American rapper, entrepreneur, and actor from Bay Shore, New York. He is known for romantic ballads such as "I Need Love", "Around the Way Girl" and "Hey Lover" as well as pioneering hip-hop such as "I Can't Live Without My Radio", "I'm Bad", "The Boomin' System", and "Mama Said Knock You Out". He has released thirteen studio albums and two greatest hits compilations, including 2008's Exit 13, the last for his record deal with Def Jam Recordings, and currently has a new studio album in the works. He has also appeared in numerous films, including Halloween H20: 20 Twenty Years Later, and currently stars as NCIS Special Agent Sam Hanna on the CBS crime drama… more »

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1987

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I know a fat girl, she wears a orange skirt 
You give her twenty dollars and you can do work 
She'll take food stamps and a traveller's check
Because her hair and her face and her life's a wreck 
She wears a bright blond wig, some high heeled pumps 
She's down in the dumps so she's sellin' her rump 
She's a hot little momma and she works every day 
If you want to pay to play, here's where she stays 
She's at the

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(Bristol Hotel) Room 515 
(The Bristol Hotel) Where that at? (Jamaica, Queens!) 

I seen her standin' there, slutty as could be 
Offering the putty for a itty-bitty fee 
Every red light she'll come over to your ride 
Or she's standin' in the doorway tellin' you to come inside 
The Bristol Hotel, 'cause it ain't no thing 
And her meat tastes better than Burger King 
Japanese executives in three-piece suits 
Glasses all foggy when they come in the place 
The girlies in the Bristol, they're all in cahoots 
He fell asleep and got robbed, and cold chumped his face at the... 

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Party people check the story 'cause the story is ill 
It's the story of two men, one Harold, one Bill 
They went inside the Bristol on a Saturday night 
Harold was cool but Bill felt uptight 
The girlies made attempts but Harold played it cool 
"Never ever rush, that's the golden rule 
I been comin' to the Bristol's ten years of my life 
A-yo, what the hell? Yo, man that's my wife!" 

(The)

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You see, a Bristol girl is a one of a kind 
And if you know her good enough she won't make you stand on line 
She'll let you inside, make you pay for the ride 
Take off her pants and then it smells like somebody died 
You say "What the heck", because you already paid 
Not knowin' that the guy that went before you had AIDS 
Bang bang boogie, she was so amusin' 
Next week you're at the clinic gettin' blood transfusions 
At the

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(The Bristol Hotel)

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