I'm Number One

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Ricky Gervais

Ricky Dene Gervais (; born 25 June 1961) is an English stand-up comedian, actor, writer, producer, director and singer. Gervais worked initially in the music industry, attempting a career as a pop star in the 1980s as the singer of the new wave act Seona Dancing and working as the manager of the then-unknown band Suede before turning to comedy. Gervais appeared on The 11 O'Clock Show on Channel 4 between 1998 and 2000. In 2000, he was given a Channel 4 talk show, Meet Ricky Gervais, and then achieved greater mainstream fame a year later with his BBC television series The Office. It was followed by Extras in 2005. He co-wrote and co-directed both series with Stephen Merchant. In addition to writing and directing the shows, he played the lead roles of David Br… more »


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2014
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I'm number one, you're number two
We're criminals at large but I'm at larger than you
I'm number one, you're number two
I believe in the quality as long as you get less than me

I'm one. you're one, you're number two, I'm number two
You may think that you're smarter, but I'm smarter than you
I'm number one, you're number two
You're lucky to be number two not number three

I can see by the look in your eye, you want to get a bigger piece of the pie
One day you'll get your chance, but in the mean time
You got to dance monkey dance

Really, I hate dancing

Do it! dance monkey dance, ha ha

I'm number two, he's number one
I can't believe I'm working for an amphibian
I'm number two, he's number one
I'm number one
You know life gone to the dogs when your boss is a frog
I can see it's just a matter of time before he gone
And I'm at the front of the line it won't be long until I get my chance
But in the mean time, I've got to dance monkey dance

Dance monkey dance now, watch me

I'm number one, he's number one, you're number two
I'm number two, I'll bet you kid, there you go, now step aside this segments through
I'm one, you're one, I'm number one
Yes, we know I'm
he's number one
That's how it's done

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Written by: BRET MCKENZIE

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