Santa's A Fat Bitch
Insane Clown Posse
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Sleigh bells jingle-ling rin jing jingle-ling Horses, horses, horses, horses. Sleigh bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling Santa Claus suck my balls Drunk as hell ringing bells at the malls Dancer, Prancer, Dixon, and Qupid I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha, eh I sat around all night under the chimney Holdin' my sack like "gimme gimme" I know that he's commin', he's commin' he must Lookin' up nothin' but rust, dust. Turn on my TV the very next day I see your gettin' payed Leadin' the parade I'm that sniper on the buildin' Listen to my nine go click, Santas a fat bitch [Chorus] Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch) Another year and I ain't get shit (Another year I ain't get shit) If I hear him land on my roof (Oh my undertaker) I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth Yeah I got somethin' to say about St. Nick F*ck that hoe he never brought jack shit No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal, So I eat it, 'cause there ain't nothin' in the cupboards So I'll be quick, quick and brief All's I need for Christmas is my two front teeth I got my teeth, kicked out my mouth I need a few new ones could you help me out Should of known I guessed I'd show not a steak No kinda gift I didn't get shit Some say I was bad but that wasn't it It's all because, Santa's a fat bitch [Chorus] "Oh-ho-ho don't go that way Roudolf that's the ghetto. Ho-ho, those boys and girls don't deserve anything." (Background:) Slaybells ringling jing jing jingle-ling Horses, horses, horses, horses Santa Claus, Santa Claus where you been? I see you got cookies and milk on your chin I guess you had time to collect your ends You always been down for your rich friend But Roudolf, he don't bring his sleigh my way Nuthin but dirt and coal for little J I guess you couldn't fit down my chimney shaft You need to loose some of that fat ass, eh All the little rich boys they gettin payed Countin the toys and duckets they made Me? I got a little half little chunk of dog shit I'm a kill that fat bitch [Chorus] For the neighborhood Christmas and everything's whack Not a creature sturrin' but a fuckin' rat I ain't hearin' jingle bells I ain't hearin' nothin' Ain't smellin' no turkey sure as hell ain't no stuffin' All that I payed, wished and prayed That fat motherfucker would swing my way Drop off soldiers and rubber balls But I woke up and found some crusty old drawers Just as I knew it shaft again, and again, and again, and again Every year I wake up to the same old shit, house There be no sign of the fat bitch [Chorus: x2] "He's got a fuzzy white beard and a great big smile, A bright red hat you can see for a mile, A bag full of goodies and a great big grin, Here comes Santa Claus again."
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Written by: JOSEPH BRUCE, MIKE E. CLARK
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10 facts about this song
Genre Classification"Santa's A Fat Bitch" by Insane Clown Posse is primarily categorized under the Horrorcore genre, which is a variant of hip hop music that incorporates horror-themed and often darkly transgressive lyrical content and imagery.
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Album DetailsThe song can be found on the band's holiday EP "A Carnival Christmas," which was released in 1994.
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ControversyThe song, true to Insane Clown Posse's style, was controversial due to its explicit language and adult themes. It portrays Santa Claus in a negative light, which caused a stir among listeners.
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Band Line-upThe song is performed by duo Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, the members of Insane Clown Posse, who are known for their provocative lyrics and onstage antics.
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Influence"Santa's A Fat Bitch" demonstrated a key aspect of the Insane Clown Posse's image, which combines elements of violence and humor in a knowingly outrageous way.
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LabelThe song was released under the record label Psychopathic Records, an independent record label based in Farmington Hills, Michigan, which the band Insane Clown Posse founded in 1991.
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Critical ReceptionBecause of its controversial nature, "Santa’s A Fat Bitch" received mixed reviews. While some fans appreciated the band's no-holds-barred approach to the holiday spirit, critics and general audience often consider the song aggressively offensive.
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Live PerformancesDespite its controversy, the song is among those performed by the band on special occasions or certain performances, usually donning their trademark 'wicked clown' face paint.
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Cultural ImpactThis track and others from Insane Clown Posse have played a significant role in the creation of the Juggalo subculture, a term used to refer to fans of the band and their brotherhood.
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Missing from Streaming ServicesAs of 2022, "Santa's A Fat Bitch," along with the rest of "A Carnival Christmas" EP, is not available on popular music streaming platforms like Spotify or Apple Music, making it harder for fans to access these songs.
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