Living With a Hernia
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Ow Help me out, dig All I do is grunt and groan Hurts me to walk anywhere Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones He took my trousers off, told me to cough Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss Living with a hernia, ow All the time, such aggravation Living with a hernia Gonna be my ruination Living with a hernia Got to have an operation Feel so old, heh Ow Huh Too much bad pain Good God, drives me insane Can't run, barely crawl Got a bulge in my intestinal wall Walk real funny, bless my soul Can't play tennis and it's hard to bowl, woo You can't even do the splits now (say it) Better call it quits now I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow Living with a hernia, huh Hurts me bad in a tender location Living with a hernia Had enough humiliation Living with a hernia, yeah Got to have an operation Ow I live with a hernia Can't get up, can't bend over Now I live with a hernia Wait a minute You may not be familiar with the common types Of hernias that you could get So just settle down, let me clue you in There's incomplete (incomplete) Epigastric (epigastric) Bladder (bladder) Strangulated (strangulated) Lumbar hernia (lumbar hernia) Richter's hernia (richter's hernia) Obstructed (obstructed) Inguinal and Direct Living with a hernia, rupture I said it's causin' me such irritation Living with a hernia, whoa Have to have my medication Living with a hernia I feel bad
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