Brand New Best Friend
Do I know you? Yeah, I'm you from another dimension. Well, that would explain the handsomeness. Right back at you, big guy. Does that mean you and I are exactly alike? I suppose so. Do you want some rice pudding? Blech, no, that's gross! It was a test. Almond brittle? Ooh, I love it the most! Me too! Do you collect coins? Yeah, just in case Vending machines become the Dominant race I've been alone all these years With my irrational fears But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen. But now before me I see Someone with whom I agree I've found a brand new best friend and it's me I've found a brand new best friend and it's me Hm, I thought I'd be taller I've been told I slouch I thought I'd have both my eyes, y'know It's in this pouch Ouch! You know, I can't help But notice that your scar goes over your eye patch. Yeah Nothing Do Lamas weird you out? Yeah, are they camels or sheep? No, no, I meant Lorenzo Oh, that's right He played Meap! Now I know all about you And you know all about me Ooh-wee-ooh And now before me I see Someone with whom I agree I've found a brand new best friend and it's me I've found a brand new best friend and it's me Now that I've found you We can be a duo That's right. Twice the evil Double Doofenshmirtz Coming at you Fridays! What's that, are we doing a TV show together? Oh no. It just sort of sounded like that. Well, I mean, we could. We should! Hmm, maybe we're not so much alike. That can be your catchphrase! You're the grumpy one. Huh?
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