Dinah-Moe Humm

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Frank Vincent Zappa (December 21, 1940 – December 4, 1993) was an American composer, singer-songwriter, guitarist, recording engineer, record producer and film director. In a career spanning more than 30 years, Zappa wrote rock, jazz, orchestral and musique concrète works. He also directed feature-length films and music videos, and designed album covers. Zappa produced almost all of the more than 60 albums he released with the band The Mothers of Invention and as a solo artist. While in his teens, he acquired a taste for 20th-century classical composers such as Edgard Varèse, Igor Stravinsky, and Anton Webern along with 1950s rhythm and blues music. He began writing classical music in high school, while at the same time playing drums in rhythm and blues bands… more »


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2017
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Dinah-moe 
I couldn't say where she's coming from
But I just met a lady named dinah-moe 
She stroll on over, say look here, bum 
I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum 

She made a bet with her sister who's a little dumb 
She could prove it any time all men was scum 
I don't mind that she called me a bum
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum (so I got down to it) 

I whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb and applied rotation on her sugar plum 
I poked and stroked till my wrist got numb 
But I still didn't hear no dinah-moe 

[Chorus]
Dinah-moe humm 
Dinah-moe humm 
Dinah-moe humm 
Where this dinah-moe coming from 

Done spent three hours 
An' I ain't got a crumb 
From the dinah-moe, 
Dinah-moe, 
Dinah-moe 
From the dinah-moe humm 

I got a spot that gets me hot 
But you ain't been to it 
I got a spot that gets me hot 
But you ain't been to it 

I got a spot that gets me hot 
But you ain't been to it 
I got a spot that gets me hot 
But you ain't been to it 

Cause I can't get into it 
Unless I get out of it 
And I gotta get out of it 
Before I get into it 

Cause I never get into it 
Unless I get out of it 
An' I gotta be out of it 
To get myself into it 

Just get me wasted 
And you're half-way there 
Cause if my mind's tore up 
Then my body don't care 

I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin 
An' said my-my-my 
What sort of thing 
Might this lady get high upon? 

I checked out her sister 
Who was holding the bet 
And wondered what kind of trip 
The young lady was on 
The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more 
When her sister got naked and laid on the floor 

She said dinah-moe might win the bet 
But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet I told her... 
Just because the sun 
Want a place in the sky 

No reason to assume 
I wouldn't give her a try 
So I pulled on her hair 
Got her legs in the air 

And asked if she had any cooties on there 

She was buns-up kneeling
Buns up! 
I was wheeling an dealing 
Wheeling and dealing an  
She surrendered to the feeling 
She sweetly surrendered 
An' she started in to squealing 

Dinah-moe watched from the edge of the bed 
With her lips just a-twitching an' her face gone red 
Some drool rolling down 
From the edge of her chin 
While she spied the condition 
Her sister was in 

She quivered and quaked 
And clutched at herself 
While her sister made a joke 
About her mental health 

Till dinah-moe finally 
Did give in 
But I told her 
All she really needed 
Was some discipline... 

Kiss my aura...
Dora... 
M-m-m...
It's real angora 
Would y'all like some more-a? 

Right here on the flora? 
An' how 'bout you, fauna? 
Why want to? 
Mmm...sound like why might be choking on something did you say you want some more? 
Well, here's some more... 

Mmm, sure...listen 
Do you think I could interest you 
In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers? mmm...tweezers! 
Here, lemme sterilize 'em... 
Gimme your lighter... 

I couldn't say where she's coming' from 
But I just met a lady named dinah-moe 
She stroll on over, say look here, bum 
I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum 

I whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb an' applied rotation on her sugar plum 
I poked and stroked till my wrist got numb 
An' you know I heard some 

[Chorus]

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