Vegetable

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Mike Doughty

Mike Doughty ( /ˈdoʊtiː/ DOH-tee; born June 10, 1970) is an American indie and alternative rock singer-songwriter and author. He led the band Soul Coughing in the 1990s, and in the 2000s, became a solo artist. His best known songs include "Looking at the World from the Bottom of a Well" "I Hear the Bells", "Busting Up a Starbucks", "Na Na Nothing" and "27 Jennifers". more »

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2011

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I was alone skipping along
Killing the song making it long gone
I was alone breaking it off
Making it soft trudging the road home

Sear it like a vegetable
Scarf it like a vegetable
Nosh it like a vegetable

Dip it like a vegetable
Fry it like a vegetable
Boil it like a vegetable

I was a chump making the jump
Chilling the bump driving the speedboat
I was a chump swallow a lump
Kid I smote picking an eighth note

Steam it like a vegetable
Green like a vegetable
Braise it like a vegetable

Cook it like a vegetable
Bake it like a vegetable
Burn like a vegetable

Out of the black, skipping the track
Taking it back, I make a bid for the middle
Rough wrought like a cosmonaut
I got shunned for the refund

You're restless in your best dress
I'm depressed at your sweet address
Live in the machinery salt sea of the hex you be
Hell-bound, surround the compound

Make the words swell in a villanelle
Ah, well, you got the dweller, dispeller
Tremble when you disassemble
Scrawl a rough map on the foolscap
Mr. Weinstein, drinking the strychnine
That's why I compel you to swim the wishing well

Dirty like a vegetable
Make it like a vegetable
Fix it like a vegetable

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