There's a Platypus Controlling Me

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Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, also known as Professor Time, is a fictional character from the American animated television series Phineas and Ferb. He was created by Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh, and is voiced by Povenmire. He was originally depicted as an incompetent and forgetful evil scientist intent on conquering the "entire Tri-State Area" by creating obscure but nefarious inventions, despite not technically being a true villain; Doofenshmirtz is shown to have a good side on some occasions. By the end of the series, the character is redeemed, using his inventions for the good of the world and looking after his daughter Vanessa. Dr. Doofenshmirtz speaks with a caricature of a German accent and is from the fictional European country Drusselstein. Doofe… more »

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2011

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Dad?

Oh, hi, Vanessa!
 
Dad, what are you doing?

Well I'll be honest I don't really understand
But I fell down this hill and I got glue on my hands
Now I got records on my fingers

What?

Records on my fingers
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop

Don't stop

I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me

What?

I got a platypus controlling me
Now let me sum it up
It was a strange set of circumstances

Strange set of circumstances?

I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers
And I just can't stop

Don't stop, don't stop

Well I would if I was able
There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table

There's a platypus controlling him? What?

Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down

Corporations are a platypus
The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus

My teacher is a panda

Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
We've all got platypus controlling us

No just me

We've all got platypus controlling us

I'd stop if I was able

We've all got platypus controlling us

I'm not speaking metaphorically
The platypus controlling me is underneath the table
Oh wait, no, he's gone! 
Hey! There's no platypus controlling me 
There's no platypus controlling me! 

(Cheers)

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