Oasis
Ben Folds, Amanda Palmer, Jared Reynolds
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When I got to the party They gave me a forty And I must've been thirsty 'Cause I drank it so quickly When I got to the bedroom There was somebody waiting And it isn't my fault That the barbarian raped me When I went to get tested I brought along my best friend Melissa Mahoney Who had once been molested And she knew how to get there She knew all the nurses They were all really friendly But the test came out positive Uh-oh I've seen better days but I don't care I just sent a letter in the mail When I got my abortion I brought along my boyfriend We got there an hour Before the appointment And outside the building There were all these annoying Fundamentalist Christians We tried to ignore them Oh-oh I've had better days but I don't care Oasis got my letter in the mail When vacation was over The word was all over That I was a crack whore Melissa had told them And so now were not talking Except we have tickets To see blur in October And I think were still going Oh-oh I've seen better days but I don't care Oh I just got a letter in the mail Oasis sent a photograph Its autographed and everything Melissa's gonna wet herself I swear
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Written by: Amanda Palmer
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