Yo I'm a hot and bothered astronaut Crashing while jacking off To buffering vids of Asher Roth Eattin' apple sauce Sent to Earth to poke Catholics in the ass with saws And knock blunt ashes into their caskets And laugh it off Twisted sicker than mad cattle In fact I'm off Six different liquors With a Prince wig plastered on Stop screamin', bitch, you shouldn't be that alarmed When Big Lips is in the Attic Arms with an addicts arm Earl puts the 'ass' in "assassin." Puts the pieces of decomposing bodies in plastic Puts 'em in a pan and mixes it up with scat Then gobbles it like fat black bitches and catfish It so happens that I'm so haphazardous I'll puke a piece and put it on a hook And f*cking cast the shit I'm asking that you faggot rap actors take action And get a hall pass from this class-act shit How the f*ck I fit a axe in a satchel? Slip capsules in the glass, you dizzy rascal Party staff baffled, asking where her ass go In my room redefining the meaning of black holes Before I suck it up. But hurry I got nuts to bust, and butts to f*ck, and ups to shut And sluts to f*cking uppercut It's OF, buttercup, go ahead, f*ck with us Without a doubt A sure-fire way to get your mother f*cked Asked for a couple bucks Shove a trumpet up her butt Play a song, invade her thong My dick is having guts for lunch As well as supper, then I rummage through her ruptured cunt Found the mustard F*ckin' nosey neighbors notice something's up "Whatcha doin'?" Nothin' much Would shout some other stuff Gotta f*cking bounce Guess the bouncers had enough of us "F*ck you doin'? Eat my dick! I'll eat your ass!" "F*ck T in the ass, man" "Ay, f*ck you!" "F*ck that nigga, man!" Get 'em off the pavement Whipe the dirt and vomit off DopeBoyz hatin' but them faggots is a lot of talk Cotton soft, pussy Them Odd niggas is molotov Cocktails f*ckin' toss 'em into your apartment, dog Wolf Gang, we ain't barkin', nawh Try talkin' on a blog with your f*ckin' arms cut off Put 'em in carpet and watch 'em get auctioned off to Ace Tell Shakes daughter we're sorry but poppa's gone, bitch Odd Future Wolf Gang, nigga F*ck them 2DopeBoyz, niggas Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All, Don't give a f*ck, nigga Stay pop, nigga Earl, whaddup nigga? F*ck Steve Harvey
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