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"Online" is a song co-written and performed by American country music artist Brad Paisley. It was released in July 2007 as the second single from the album 5th Gear. The single is Paisley's ninth overall Number One single on the Billboard Hot Country Songs charts, as well as his fifth consecutive Number One. In addition, the song's music video won a Video of the Year award for Paisley at the 2007 Country Music Association awards. Paisley wrote this song with Kelley Lovelace and Chris DuBois.  


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2010
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I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive and old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3 and overweight

I'm a sci-fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole another me
That you need to see
Go check out Myspace

'Cause online I'm down in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac

In real life, the only time I
Ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

When you got my kinda stacks, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight every time I log in

Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

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Brad Paisley

Brad Douglas Paisley (born October 28, 1972) is an American singer-songwriter and musician. His style crosses between traditional country music and Southern rock, and his songs are frequently laced with humor and pop culture references. more »

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Written by: Brad Paisley, Charles Dubois, Chris Dubois, John Lovelace, Kelley Lovelace

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Artist Information
The song "Online" is performed by Brad Paisley, an acclaimed American country music singer, and songwriter. - Paisley is known for his blend of traditional country music and southern rock elements.
Song Details
"Online" was released on June 26, 2007, as the lead single from his 5th studio album, "5th Gear." - The song peaked at number 1 on Billboard's Hot Country Songs chart, marking it one of Paisley's biggest hits. - "Online" also charted at number 36 on the Billboard Hot 100, showcasing its crossover appeal beyond the country music scene.
Song Production
Produced by Frank Rogers, "Online" shares Paisley's signature country-rock sound and witty lyrics. - It incorporates a variety of instruments such as electric guitars, piano, percussion, and banjo, demonstrating Paisley's diverse musical range.
Song's Theme
The lyrics of "Online" depict a quirky character who leads a more exciting life on the internet than in reality. - This amusing and clever narrative about internet culture resonated with many listeners at the height of the social media boom in the 2000s.
Album Success
"5th Gear," the album featuring "Online," was released on June 19, 2007, and also included other popular songs like "Letter to Me" and "I'm Still a Guy." - It peaked at number 3 on the Billboard 200 and was certified platinum by the RIAA, demonstrating Paisley's commercial success.
Music Video
The music video for "Online" is notable for its star-studded cast, featuring Jason Alexander, William Shatner, and Estelle Harris. - It portrays a humorous story that mirrors the song's lyrics and earned Paisley the 2007 CMA Award for Music Video of the Year.
Awards and Recognition
"Online" won two Academy of Country Music Awards in 2008: Video of the Year and Vocal Event of the Year. - Despite its light-hearted theme, the song serves as a commentary on digital identities and the internet culture, marking "Online" as a standout track in Paisley's extensive discography.

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