Merry F**king Christmas

Trey Parker, Marc Shaiman, Mr. Garrison, South Park, Matt Stone

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Trey Parker

Randolph Severn "Trey" Parker III (born October 19, 1969) is an American actor, animator, writer, director, producer, singer, and songwriter. He is known for co-creating South Park (1997–present) along with his creative partner Matt Stone, as well as co-writing and co-directing the Tony Award-winning musical The Book of Mormon (2011). Parker was interested in film and music as a child, and attended the University of Colorado, Boulder following high school, where he met Stone. The two collaborated on various short films, and starred in a feature-length musical, titled Cannibal! The Musical (1993). Parker and Stone moved to Los Angeles and wrote their second film, Orgazmo (1997). Before the premiere of the film, South Park premiered on Comedy Central in August … more »


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I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs

They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say

Hey there Mr. Muslim
Merry f**king Christmas
Put down that book the Koran
And hear some holiday wishes

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
And f**king celebrate

There is no holiday season in India I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd!

They've never read a Christmas story
They don't know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December
I'll go to India and shout

Hey there Mr. Hinduist
Merry f**king Christmas
Drink eggnog and eat some beef
And pass it to the missus

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass
And f**king celebrate!

Now I heard that in Japan
Everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods
And put needles in their skin

On December 25th
All they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan
And walk around and say

Hey there Mr. Shintoist
Merry f**king Christmas
God is going to kick your ass
You infidelic pagan scum

In caseb  you haven't noticed
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
And Merry f**king Christmas to you

On Christmas day I travel 'round the world and say
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too
Merry f**king Christmas, to you!

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