She Makes Me a Killer
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Never make a pretty woman your wife Never make a pretty woman your wife, why? You can't trust that funny look in her eye Never make a pretty woman your wife How can a angel break my heart? Life's hard! I'm just trying to play my part But she keeps pushing me, pushing me, pushing me, pushing me Yo yo yo! ok, let's go After a lekker zef show there by tings n times This hot chick steps to me and says, "I dig your rhymes!" I said, "thanks", you know and played it shmoove She said, "ninja, can't you sign your name on my boob?" I said, "no problem, what's your name?" "sophie" K, okey dokey! waarsie fokken koki? I wrote 'ninja was here', it looked fuckin ill Plus I wrote my number and I drew a duk fokken piel I said, "don't be afraid!", sophie said, "I'm not afraid" Then sophie came down to cape town for a holiday I took her to the waterfront, fokken lekker laaney I got a chip roll, she ordered calamari Yo we had a nice time plus alot of white wine Soon it was night time, 300 buck bill Fine, paid the bill, signed, ass on my mind Sophie said I was a lucky catch of a guy B00 bucks is not too much to splash for a naai Took her back my place, mummies watching soapies Lamming in her stokies, mummy this is sophie "oh, hi sophie!" boom! boom! boom! Let's go back to my room, yo this shit's fuckin on Then sophie said, "I didn't know you live with your mom!" "this is not what I expected! sorry this is hectic!" Just gooi me wif a blow-job! "no!" wat? Oh I understand! let's go maybe naai in the back seat "what the f*ck do you think I am?" I think you fuckin sexy! "just take me to my hotel!" bitch, call a taxi! Nou sit ek soos n jagse doos sonder n ereksie! How can a angel break my heart? Life's hard! I'm just trying to play my part But she keeps pushing me, pushing me, pushing me, pushing me! Pushing and pushing and pushing! pushing and fuckin pushing! A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol They promise you heaven, give you hell! My little baby is driving me crazy! She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer Never make a pretty woman your wife Never make a pretty woman your wife Why? You can't trust that funny look in her eye Never make a pretty woman your wife If you feeling horny put your hands up Ninja 'bout to kick a little story 'bout miranda I was out dopping by the purple turtle hanging wif some homies Skopped one too many dops, damn I need to go pee! I'm on my to take a piss and I see this $copie She looked just like a coloured angelina jolie The cherry looked very happy to see me, "mister!" "aren't you the rapper from the tv?" is ja I couldn't help staring at those nice tits Chilling just below them big fat blow job lips Plus a g-string all up in that salty crack I said, "shit! I need to piss but I'll be back!" That night was a fuckin jol, think it was a Thursday Dj bumped some 50, go shorty it's your birthday Miranda asked me in when I dropped her back at her place On the veranda ninja fucked miranda on the first date And everything was hunky fuckin dory Then comes the twist to this funky little story At my next live show Guess who's in the front row staring at me like a psycho Miranda's big green hawk eyes Glued to the ninja like a red beam all night After the show ninja gets rushed by a bunch of poppies I tell miranda, here's some money go buy yourself a doppie So I'm there signing autographs, smoking a doobie "can I get your autograph?" sure show me your boobies All of a sudden miranda busts in, making a spectacle! Grabs me by the nuts and starts breaking my testicles Jassis! I nearly klapped her cos Those heavy fuckin claws digging Into my balls was very fuckin sore! Eweskielik n hele klomp fokken koppe draai Miranda says, "tsy! vat jy my vir n fokken naai?" She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer Jesus christ! Why do chicks always have to be so fuckin complicated? Like this one chick, lazaan, was fuckin into me! Plus she was a virgin! So this one time me and lazaan was smoking a zol There by dj hi-tek's crib When she says to me, "can't we be alone?" So I took her to hi-tek's room About to close the door, and drop the bomb I said, "I got the bong", she said, "I got the herb!" I told dj hi-tek, "do not disturb!" Then bada-bada-bing! bada-bada-bomb! I put the flame on the motherfuckin bong! Like (bubble bubble!) now the heat is on! Lazaan told me she wanted me to be the one I started slow and sexy, yo I'ma getting some Punani-nani! punani-num-num! Like bada-bada-bam! bada-bada-boom! When hi-tek walked in the motherfuckin room! There I was giving it to her from behind I said, "what's the matter bro?" "dj hi-tek you wanna have a go?" Lazaan starts having this moerse fuckin freak out! There I am standing like a doos with my dick out! She's kicking me! slapping! teeth flaring! swearing! I thought barny said: 'sharing is caring!' She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer
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