Signs

Allan Sherman

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Allan Sherman

Allan Sherman (born Allan Copelon; November 30, 1924 – November 20, 1973) was an American comedy writer and television producer who became famous as a song parodist in the early 1960s. His first album, My Son, the Folk Singer (1962), became the fastest-selling record album up to that time. His biggest hit single was "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh", a comic novelty in which a boy describes his summer camp experiences to the tune of Ponchielli's Dance of the Hours. more »


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1967
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Keep off the grass.
Children at play.
No deposit, no return.
No casting today. 

Wait for the dialtone.
Do not fold, do not bend.
Do not open till Christmas.
Open other end.

No checks cashed,
Make deliveries in the rear.
Shake well before using.
This end up, my dear.

Close cover before striking.
Do not push, do not shove.
No shorts in the dining room.
Dump no rubbish, my love.
(Don't be a fool, don't be a fool, my love.)

Made in Japan.
Slippery when wet.
Save this wrapper to dispose of gum.
All sales final, my pet.

Do not write in this space.
Do not cross double line.
For external use only.
Inspected by number 29.

Curb your dog.
Keep away from heat.
Do not remove this tag
Under penalty of law, my sweet!

Speed checked by radar.
Positively no admission.
Oh my darling, if pain persists,
Consult physician!

My love gave me a sign.

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Written by: ALLAN SHERMAN

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