No Pigeons

Sporty Thievz

About No Pigeons

"No Pigeons" is the second and final single by Sporty Thievz, released from their 1999 album Street Cinema. It was a rebuttal to TLC's smash hit single "No Scrubs" and received much radio play at the time of its release. It peaked at #12 on the U. S. Billboard Hot 100, at about the same time the TLC single was enjoying a successful chart run. The music video also features female rapper Eve.


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Nada  Franchise 
Nada  Shotcallers 
Yeah  Sporty Thievz  Sporty Thievz 
Uh huh  nada 

A Pigeon is a girl who be walkin' by 
My rimmed up blue  brand new sparklin' five 
Her feet hurt so you know she want a ride 
But she frontin' like she can't say hi 

1 - (Uh oh) Ya'll chicks ain't gettin' nada 
(Uh oh) Your pussy ain't worth the Ramada 
(Uh oh) Anyway your friend looks hotter 
(Uh oh) Game is somethin' we got a lot a 

2 - (Uh oh) Cause I don't want no Pigeons 
Them be them girls who gets no dubs from me 
Playin' the bar dumb broke wit her best friend's coat 
Tryin' to holler at me 

I don't want no Pigeons 
Them be them girls who gets no dubs from me 
Playin' the bar dumb broke wit her best friend's coat 
Tryin' to holler at me 

In the front of the club I see this girl like, "Yo love" 
Thought she said thug but she called me a scrub 
Scrub? What? She musta talk me a joke 
Broke Pigeonhead freak, you lucky I spoke 
This ain't my Benz there, it's my man's, yeah 
But this ain't my car like that ain't your hair 
(Uh-Oh) Pigeon, take them fake jewels off 
(Uh-oh) Pigeon, take your friend's shoes off 
(Uh-Oh) Pigeon, the hell with that crazy shit 
Ya'll make me sick, go home and fuckin' babysit 
My big dogs don't love this 
King Kirk bitch, get a brush, and scrub this (right) 

Repeat 1 

Yo, chill cousin, these birds is ill cousin 
Cause they call me scrub like we can't even bill cousin 
Trick Ronald's, you ain't worth the McDonalds 
Throw you on the street team, make you shit vinyls 
Hey yo Flex, shorty tried to flash me wrong 
How she gonna wear sandals wit nasty corns? 
That be wrong 
I wonder how you get hearts 
In dirty Victoria draws with the skidmarks 
Uh, ya flat ass gets enough laughs 
Take it to the salon, pluck ya mustache 
So next time you shotgun, and that hoe bitchin' 
Hittin' you a scrub, call that bitch a Pigeon 

Hey yo, I got two nuts bitch, choose a ball 
You only walk Pigeon-toed cause ya shoes are small 
You don't shop, you just cruise the mall 
No dough, with Lee Press-Ons 
Frontin' with ya girlsfriend dress on 
You birds want to take over? 
Get some cash and a Jenny Jones makeover 
Broke Bitches, I hate Pigeons 
Dirty braid Pigeons, medicaid Pigeons, Section Eight Pigeons 
Got me fed, burned I tell these birds Shutup 
And how my left ear be double her whole getup 
Go ahead with your lame ass, blow at night 
Throw a ripped dolla at her, tell her put that on her depraved ass 

If you got more than one baby father 
Oh yes girl, we's talkin to you 
If you strip all week to go clubbin' 
Oh yes girl, we's talkin to you 
Buy a dress to front and take it back to the store 
Oh yes girl, we's talkin to you 
want to smoke wit me, wit no money 
Oh no, I don't want no 

No Pigeons 
No Pigeons 

(Digi' rules) 
Greet your highness, Queen's finest 
Gleam shin as three clip street fighters 
Deep dish Jeep riders 
Outlandish in they expanded rover 
Passenger in my own whip, yeah that's my chauffer 
I rap for ya, that's my culture 
When I holla holla like Ja Rule 
You in a trance from the god's jewels 
Glance at my car, drool 
Ran like the concourse 
Wonderin' damn, how much the car cost? 
Ya just another fan, applause, encores 
And when I fly through world tours on Concords 
Don't need no chicken drippin, save that for Lipton 
No scrubs here, strictly Mo' Thugs, dear 
Check the listings, no Pigeons 
Flat broke chicks, out to get rich off the next bro's shit 
Instead of TLC, you give us brotha's B.I.G. trouble 
We're just Sporty Thievz, huddle game with the illest rebuttal 

Repeat 1 

Repeat 2 

No Pigeons 
No Pigeons 
No Pigeons

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Sporty Thievz

Sporty Thievz was a Yonkers, New York hip-hop group, originally a trio, composed of King Kirk (a.k.a. Thieven Stealburg), Big Dubez (a.k.a. Safecracker) and Marlon Bryant Brando (1979-2001) (a.k.a. Robin Hood). They are notable for their parody of TLC's hit "No Scrubs" entitled "No Pigeons", which attempted to tell things from the male perspective, and their song "Hit It Up" on the soundtrack to The Best Man. They are also known for satirically providing a male counterpoint to the female-oriented R&B music popularised in the late 1990s and early 2000s, something that was not done by any other group at the time. But despite the parody, the group have been acknowledged for their lyrical skill, also making other notable hits such as "Cheapskate", which also … more »

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