Too Many Sandwiches
Shopping spree for the family tree Haven't seen your family tree in quite a while Too many sandwiches and wine sherry stains Down your best mans tie, what a speech The band arrives, the granny's cry Singer's tongue's in the barmaid's mouth, what a voice Grandpa drunk a drop or two His head's still sunk in the portaloo, what a man You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight You got a diamond ring And the man who sings The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice And that's just tonight The blue rinsed hairs lift up the chairs The band's too loud, they're off Down stairs what a noise The bride and groom dance their dance The singer mimes There's still a chance The bar maid smiles
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