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Anti-Nowhere League are an English punk rock band, formed in 1979 by lead singer Animal (Nick Culmer), guitarist Magoo (Chris Exall), Bones (Tony Shaw) on drums and Chris Elvy on bass. more »

Year:

1996

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There's a rumor going round Toyland 
It's about Noddy the dirty little man 
They say he done a dirty 
By lifting up his shirty 
With Big Ears and the rest of his gang 
There was only ? stuck up Noddy's asshole 
And for a penny a piece you know they liked his crease 

Well Noddy you should know 
You can never get a blow in Toyland 
Well Noddy you should know 
You can never get a blow in Toyland 

Well Big Ears was in front 
But he couldn't get no cunt 
Well his ears were big as ? 
But his penis never grew 

Well Noddy you should know 
You can never get a blow in Toyland 
Well Noddy you should know 
You can never get a blow in Toyland 

The next in line to f*ck 
was little Porky Pig 
But Noddy made the piggy noises 
After what he did 

Well Noddy you should know 
You can never get a blow in Toyland 
Well Noddy you should know 
You can never get a blow in Toyland 

Well Rupert Bear was there 
With his mass of pubic hair 
And Rupert Bear he didn't care 
He came in Noddy's hair 

Well Noddy you should know 
You can never get a blow in Toyland 
Well Noddy you should know 
You can never get a blow in Toyland 

Well ?
cause he said it was obscene 
So he greased up his truncheon 
And stuck it up his arsehole arsehole arsehole 

Well Noddy you should know 
You can never get a blow in Toyland 
Well Noddy you should know 
You can never get a blow in Toyland 

After everyone was done 
And they'd had a lot of fun 
Noddy's hat was red but 
his dad was sucking his thumb 

Well Noddy you should know 
You can never get a blow in Toyland 
Well Noddy you should know 
You can never get a blow in Toyland 

Well the moral of this song 
To you dirty little boys 
Charge 10p or more 
Be a high-class whore 

Well Noddy you should know 
You can never get a blow in Toyland 
Well Noddy you should know 
You can never get a blow in Toyland 

Noddy 
You know what my mother told me 
You sold your asshole 
At the Elephant and Castle 
Noddy you dirty little bastard 

Well Noddy you should know 
You can never get a blow in Toyland 
Well Noddy you should know 
You can never get a blow in Toyland 
Noddy you dirty little bastard

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