Divorce Me C.O.D.
I just bought me a great long ticket I'm gonna use it at 4 P.M. So you can call your secret love And break the news to him You thought your little romance Was on the strict Q.T. So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O.D. I won't be around To hear you cry I'm Texas bound And by and by You can reach me down in Dallas A general delivery So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O.D. There's gonna come a day, girl When you'll be feelin' blue You'll can't pay your little old bill With a big old I.O.U. This dynamite you're playin' with May be T.N.T. So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O.D. No need to fall Down on your knees 'Cause I all I know Are my ABC I ain't no college professor I ain't got no P.H.D. So if you want your freedom P.D.Q Divorce me C.O.D
Written by: CLIFF STONE, MERLE TRAVIS
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