Online
Brad Paisley
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I work down at the Pizza Pit And I drive and old Hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I'm 5'3 and overweight I'm a sci-fi fanatic Mild asthmatic Never been to 2nd base But there's a whole another me That you need to see Go check out Myspace 'Cause online I'm down in Hollywood I'm 6'5 and I look damn good I drive a Maserati I'm a black belt in Karate And I love a good glass of wine It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious 'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way Chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online So much cooler online I get home, I kiss my mom And she fixes me a snack I head down to my basement bedroom And fire up my Mac In real life, the only time I've Ever even been to L.A. Was when I got the chance with the marching band To play tuba in the Rose Parade Online I live in Malibu I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ I'm single and I'm rich And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious 'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way Chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online Yeah I'm cooler online When you got my kinda stacks, it's hard to get a date Let alone a real girlfriend But I grow another foot And I lose a bunch of weight every time I log in Online I'm out in Hollywood I'm 6'5 and I look damn good Even on a slow day, I can have a three way Chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online Yeah I'm cooler online I'm so much cooler online Yeah I'm cooler online Hey, I'm cooler online (Yeah he's cooler online) I'm so much cooler online I'm so much cooler online (Yeah he's cooler, yeah) Oh yeah
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Written by: Brad Paisley, Charles Dubois, Chris Dubois, John Lovelace, Kelley Lovelace
Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Spirit Music Group
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7 facts about this song
Artist InformationThe song "Online" is performed by Brad Paisley, an acclaimed American country music singer, and songwriter.
- Paisley is known for his blend of traditional country music and southern rock elements.
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Song Details"Online" was released on June 26, 2007, as the lead single from his 5th studio album, "5th Gear."
- The song peaked at number 1 on Billboard's Hot Country Songs chart, marking it one of Paisley's biggest hits.
- "Online" also charted at number 36 on the Billboard Hot 100, showcasing its crossover appeal beyond the country music scene.
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Song ProductionProduced by Frank Rogers, "Online" shares Paisley's signature country-rock sound and witty lyrics.
- It incorporates a variety of instruments such as electric guitars, piano, percussion, and banjo, demonstrating Paisley's diverse musical range.
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Song's ThemeThe lyrics of "Online" depict a quirky character who leads a more exciting life on the internet than in reality.
- This amusing and clever narrative about internet culture resonated with many listeners at the height of the social media boom in the 2000s.
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Album Success"5th Gear," the album featuring "Online," was released on June 19, 2007, and also included other popular songs like "Letter to Me" and "I'm Still a Guy."
- It peaked at number 3 on the Billboard 200 and was certified platinum by the RIAA, demonstrating Paisley's commercial success.
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Music VideoThe music video for "Online" is notable for its star-studded cast, featuring Jason Alexander, William Shatner, and Estelle Harris.
- It portrays a humorous story that mirrors the song's lyrics and earned Paisley the 2007 CMA Award for Music Video of the Year.
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Awards and Recognition"Online" won two Academy of Country Music Awards in 2008: Video of the Year and Vocal Event of the Year.
- Despite its light-hearted theme, the song serves as a commentary on digital identities and the internet culture, marking "Online" as a standout track in Paisley's extensive discography.
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