Puppy Chow



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This is a you A rhyme dedicate to the ca nine 
Come here boy I said it's play time 
It's time to play with the mind of a slimmie 
I don't want to be a freak but it's the dog in me 
I don't pretend to be the open door roses type 
I open the door for myself and I close it right 
In your face now you want to taste my food what? 
You got your own food get a attitude 
You get left call the ref if you think it's foul 
I ain't tryin' to hear that, so have a Coke and a smile 
Cause after awhile, I'ma want to get Buckwild
And now months laters, I'ma say it ain't my child 
I'm sterile girl, we ain't never did nothin 
Cause only you and I know that the Common Sense is bluffin'
Little Miss Muffett, that's how the ball bounces 
Sorry you gotta bounce the ball eight pounds and two ounces 
That's how I'm livin', just like a rottweiler 
When I was a shorty, I was a lot wilder 
But then I got milder, and settled down with a harem 
And when I can't bear em, I share em 
You see it's like no, pass it off, pass pass the puss 
I ain't a nerd, but we've got bush
So cut the bush brat, and let's move it like a you-Haul 
Forget the grindin' shit, I ain't tryin' to get the blue ball 
Brap bump me child, I'm speakin' upon the nitty gritty 
I'm a dog, here Kitty Kitty

Zippidy-doo-dah, a zippidy-zippidy-day 
Unzip your zipper baby, and come my way 
I'm Jack the Ripper, na-nah not Jack Tripper 
Cause Three is not Company when your other two friends are thicker 
So come one friend, come two friend, come all 
United we stand, divide your legs so I can fall 
In your bowl of cherries, Kerrie is so very 
Thick thicker than the Dick Tom and Harry 
Tom and Jerry (what?) A Woody Woodpecker 
You need body work, I work that body, I'm a body wrecker 
Inter-sector, I'm the nectar plus the plum 
I manage to take advantage, cause some of these hoes are so dumb 
If you got some, just an eensy bit of game 
Then it's safe to say it's that bet you can get a dame 
I shoot, aim the same game, yo obediently 
Tell em that I get the drawers come off immediately 
Here comes a nut slut, and we can do the Beat Street strut 
And be that I'm a mutt so what? 
No but if's or maybe baby, look who's talkin to 
It's true when I'm drunk I might bone anything that's walkin'
Down the street, watchin' ladies 
Nobody's watchin' you, because you got a baby 
I ain't tryin' to be a stepfather so I don't bother 
Word to mommy dearest, I look farther 
Down the road, to a road not taken 
I'm tired of all these same bitches, I need to take care 
A new flower, so Joe can take a shower 
And get wet, and then jet 
Like ah, seven-forty-seven 
I tell the girls my number 7-7-7-ninety-three-eleven 
Then I'm steppin', so when they call me, you'll hear 
"Is Common there?" Uh-uh, sorry 
You got the wrong number, if you wonder I'm the lumberjack 
Choppin' down the cherry tree and never comin' back 
It's like that and it'll be like that 
Because a dog is a woman's best friend black

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