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Farewell Horizontal

Farewell Horizontal is a science fiction novel by American writer K. W. Jeter. It was published in 1989. The novel deals with themes of information access, security, and reliability. more »

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I went on a game show and I won a million bucks
She didn't come with me on our cruise, oh, just my luck
I stole a lifeboat, drifted for weeks
I washed up on a beach of nudists and the mob was after me
I'm going bald, I need a soulmate
I'm not what I was, and I was never that great
I don't wanna be too late
I'm like canned fish reduced to clear
No charisma, just drear
I'm on a quest to find true love
I dressed up as a chick to escape, I hid my suit
I threw away the bomb and I left by parachute
Crawled under bees and fed the snakes wood
Swung over pirahnas and met my topless babe in a lagoon
I'm going bald, I need a soulmate
(Yeah, you really do)
I'm not what I was, and I was never that great
I don't wanna be too late
I'm like canned fish reduced to clear
No charisma, just drear
I'm on a quest to find true love
The locals told me what to do
I climbed the ice volcano and gave the bad guy death by piano
I'm going bald, I need a soulmate
(Yeah, you really do)
I'm not what I was, and I was never that great
I don't wanna be too late
I'm like canned fish reduced to clear
No charisma, just drear
I'm on a quest to find true love
(Don't give up, no, don't give up just yet)
I'm going bald, I need a soulmate
(Yeah you really do)
I'm not what I was, and I was never that great
I don't wanna be too late
I'm like canned fish reduced to clear
No charisma, just drear
I'm on a quest to find true love

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