Jeff Porter & David Ryan

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Jeff Porter & David Ryan


 Struggling with PAR 5? Become a better singer in 30 days with these videos!

I thought I'm delusional, then I realized what I could do
The only thing fictional is when I said I'm missing you
I started all this a dog's year ago, when I felt miserable
Back against the wall, I thought I'd end up in an institute
Your lack of skill is noticeable, like a missing tooth
I can't be pissed at you, cause y'all are my kids too
I'm disappointed, when you drop it's either trash or its not good
It's a coin flip, I'm sorry I had to rub it in like ointment
I'm barely staying afloat, I'm barely buoyant, at least I'm not annoying
At least I got something valuable, like an oyster
You're just not that good like Brian Hoyer
I've dropped like 30 in the first quarter
When it's over best believe I'll be the top scorer
Blowing like a mortar, causing all disorder
Give a lot of thanks to Jeff Porter, hardest worker
Thank you brother
I'm not a soldier on the frontlines, but still got tough times
Wonder how I unwind? I crack a Sip of Sunshine
Knowing we done came a long way from Plaster Fun Time
Feeling thankful, another day I get to see the sunrise
I'm like Big Dese, bout to go out for a Blunt Ride
Daily stress levels, forcing me to go get dumb high
Flying solo, been a while now I've been single
All I got's a pen and pad and some fucking Casamigos (oh well)
God don't make mistakes, nice view right near the lake
I ingratiate myself to be one of the greats
On the local scene, they really want a verse from me
They get that rookie fee they think they fuckin pushin' P
I'm sick of dating apps, I got no time for back and forth
That shit is corny like that grammy text from Macklemore
Couple joints, couple beers, I'm a happy fella
I never miss, I'm consistent like some Cali weather

 Struggling with PAR 5? Become a better singer in 30 days with these videos!

Written by: David Ryan, Jeff Porter

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