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There's this girl
And she's short as f*ck
Her name is Ava
And she doesn't have a buck to her name
There's this boba joint
Down the street from her crib
And when we go there
I don't buy any drinks
Because I don't like having balls in my mouth
And me and Ava can't think of a worse
Way to die
Other than being subjected to Ms. Juno telling us why
She doesn't like men
And why the f*ck did she say the word blowjob that one time
That was really strange
Ethan Ava Jerry and me could only say
What the f*ck is even happening
In my old band
Ava would play guitar
Right next to Stanton
But the differences are
He brought his gear instead of a wax pen
As the sun sets
We drive to Ava's house
So we can pick her up
Then I just sit on her couch
And wait for her to notice that we broke in
And don't go complainin bout that new zit on your face
When I'm out here looking like I was born in the greasiest pepperoni pizza place
Now gimmie some chicken nuggets
I brought some pretzels for the trade
Dylan get outta the way
Don't try to regulate my food market gains
I'm tryna break Ava's ankles in this game
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
You should probably pay attention in gov
Or we could just let Dylan explain it to us
When will the lain posting be enough?
Why don't you serial experiment getting some bitches
Even when your lizard talk is non stop
I can always donate an ear
When you're in my jeep and you find the aux
Boa Sewerslvt Chevelle what will we hear
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Bowp

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